72 virgins in the Muslim heaven?

72 virgins in the Muslim heaven?

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[DJR551955]

LOL too funny!!! Hey the Muslim man thought he heard "72 Virgins" what the Quran really said was 72 Vergel's in hell...

[starscreamer47]

Just curious where does the idea of rewarding someone who did supposely the will of Allah with 72 virgins comes from ????Is it from the Koran or just man made?

[DkBieber1]

@x1XofflineX1x The bible never mention any virgins!

[thescorpionking2020]

@DkBieber1 no she gets her virginity renewed and beomes a whore and has sex with her husband for eternity or may be allah employes her as one of those 72 whores,i wonder how wud a muslim feel when he sees his sister and mother as one of those 72 virgins getting fucked by dead jehadis,islam is such a retarded religion,probably d greatest bullshit humans ever came up with

[DkBieber1]

What if a Muslim woman dies? She get awarded with more women???

[LookHear2011]

How come you never see Allah in any of these conflicts? (A) He's there but just sits back & watches; (B) He wants Muslims to test themselves in battle without his help; (C) Maybe, just maybe, Allah doesn't exist, just like the deities of all of the other 4200 religions currently on Earth

[MrWave24]

@illuminatedmuslim

then what is islam..killing innocent..

[afroconSSuckSwampMan]

Great stuff. So accurate also.

[rajuatham]

if 72 goats were promised arabia would now be emptied of arabs ha ha ha ha

[illuminatedmuslim]

People, please, open your eyes. This is not what Islam teaches. Anybody who thinks this is NOT Muslim.

[fenriz218]

72? For all eternity? That really isn't much since eternity is, y'know, kinda forever.

Plus, is there a guarantee that they'll still be virgins after being "used"?

And what's in for those pious muslim women who go to paradise? Oh, right, ... that's where the virgins come from. So basically women in islam are fucked twice: once in life (spending it under a rag) and once in paradise where they'll get ripped open for all times ... XD

[fenriz218]

@Liebhabaer1974 Flagged for spam, asshole ... :B

[AK47infidel]

you sir , are a genius !!!

[k0ttttttttt]

maybe its not 72 virgins, only 72 years old woman? :D

[BobbyFR94]

Ahahahahaha, really excellent, I keep it on my channel, I mean, I download it to my channel, as I find it very funny :-)))

Thank you for this video, my friend :-)))

Ca, c'est vraiment sympa, hahahahahah ... mort de rires :-)))

[Liebhabaer1974]

Muslims don't know the Gospel. Teach them:

1 John 2:

7 Brethren, I write no new commandment unto you, but AN OLD COMMANDMENT which ye had FROM THE BEGINNING.

=> 1 MOSES 4:

15 Whosoever slayeth Cain (who killed his brother Abel), VENGEANCE SHALL BE TAKEN ON HIM SEVENFOLD. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

= Matthew 7: 1-16

1 JUDGE NOT, THAT YOU BE NOT JUDGED.

2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged...

[Liebhabaer1974]

@x1XofflineX1x

Jesus told about judgement day in a parable.

Judgement day is like a marriage of the king's son. (Matthew 22)

The 10 virgins who are mentioned in Matthew 25 are the bridesmaids, which means god's servants, not the brides of each believer who will be married with them after life.

5 of them are foolish and will not be accepted and are damned to the darkness. 5 of them will be accepted as god's servants to get kingdom of heaven.

Muslim will be the foolish virgins.

[Liebhabaer1974]

Jesus taught much about paradise, the kingdom of heaven and judgement day in parables.

But when did he tell something about 72 virgins?

How does Islam explain this?

Matthew 13: 33

Another parable spake he unto them; The kingdom of heaven is like unto leaven, which a woman took, and hid in three measures of meal, till the whole was leavened.

[starsoffyre]

@Knight222able

And they might not even be female virgins xD

[fi0sebil0allah]

@sjdffhefvthftefcetsj Your reply and your whole channel shows how ignorant and frustrated you are.I pray for you and those others who decided to not jump on the ark of truth. Maybe it isn't too late..Open your eyes and look around you,look at the unhappiness..do you wonder why all this is happening?Have you denied God and His blessings?Do yourself a favor and ask God to show you once and for all what Islam is,because He is the only one who can show you the truth.I pray that you turn to Him soon.

[Knight222able]

Those 72 virgins in heaven won't be white virgins are they? Lmao !!

Aint no white girl a virgin anymore!

[sjdffhefvthftefcetsj]

how do they handle 72 virgins??

mohamed the fucking pig promise them that their pagan monkey allah will make them 100 times stronger, that means they can have a perpetual erection, so they can fuck forever. not only that, allah will recycle the virgins back to virgins after they have been fucked!!!!!

[sjdffhefvthftefcetsj]

@fi0sebil0allah

if you are a muslim pig, and you havent heard of 72 virgins, then you are fucked!!!! how the fuck did you become a muslim?? didnt you read the quran and hadith?? countless verse about virgins are in the quran, but only the hadith mentioned the exact number 72 virgins. and if you think the hadith was made up, why is it still in circulation?? why is it that imams still offer the 72 virgins to jihadist?? fuck you pig idiot

[fi0sebil0allah]

72 virgins? i am a muslim and i never heard about 72 virgins in heaven... this was surely made up by non-muslims to make islam look foolish...

[fuckmuhammed3]

ROFL Rofl rofl

Dude fucking amazing I swear to GOD i sometimes tell muzlims they should get 72 vergins that look like helen thomas it'slike you read my mind or something!!!!

Great job!Favorite!!!!