Governor Paul LePage in: "Nightmare on Maine Street"

Don't you look so cute -
you move your feet when you are dreaming
As I creep into your lives
I hope you don't start screaming
You'll see me for at least four years
whether you like or not
Harken to me, boys and girls,
I'll tell you what you've got.
My name is Paul LePage and I'm the joe that got selected
to be your fearless leader - I expect to be respected
Now some might say that 38% is not a mandate
But I must say this number sez to me I must accelerate
my ideas and my plots'll surely put Maine through the ringer
Listen while I tell you - I think you'll find'em all humdingers

And if you notice carefully you cannot help but witness that everything I do is for the Cash and that means Business
I'm not talking "Mom & Pop" I do mean corporations.
We must make them feel at home
- that means no limitations
Like, keeping poison from the bottles
people give their babies
What's all the fuss? It's no big deal
Just little beards on ladies.
The way that people looked at me,
you'd think that I had rabies
If you don't like the way I think, then
you should move to Hades.

(We'll lie low for now on that one - Later, get reversal.
Right now we got so many actions,
many quite commercial)

Environmental laws shall have no teeth, they will not bite
those corporations who the land and water
they would blight
That's just the price of doing business,
don't you understand me?
We'll be "New Jersey of the North"
My, won't that be dandy.
If landscape transformation is a thing that will alarm you,
then we've got the fix right in the pipeline that will calm you.
Tasteful and judicious and cosmetic application
of billboards on the roadside - hide unsightly alterations.

Our health insurance changes will be great for every Mainer
maybe not for sick or rural folk
- you'll always have complainers.
Insurance companies, though,
will be making out like robbers
and they will be my good friends
since I shower them with dollars.

Taking down that labor mural
was just a portent and a token
By the time I'm done with all you Unions, you'll be broken
Especially you teachers - take you down a peg or three
Til you're so down our schools'll be just like Mississippi's.

As long as we are planning to dumb-down the population,
I can kill three birds with just one piece of legislation
Save a little dough while snuffing cultural stimulation
and aggravate those eggheads who are such an irritation.
(Goodbye, Maine Public Broadcasting - I'll see you in Hell)

Of all these changes I'm so proud to be the causing agent
Don't look at me
as though I was an escaped mental patient
You'll wake up to a new morning,
though not exactly Christmas
It's really nothing personal, with me
it's strictly business.

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[micthtmam]

this was awesome!! good work!! I did one called ( Everybody loves me when I'm gone)

[cejesq]

Aces.