I Can't Believe It's Not AVGN!: Contra by a Chubby Boy (with Special Guest action!)

Coming off of Veryinvalid, I do the better-known (though just as inept) Vib113, the kid who bashed the heck out of the Genesis port of "Mortal Kombat". I'm doing this second-best known video, on "Contra". This time, I'm not going it alone! My friend IsaacTales2/Isaac232/TheMediaHunter has lent me support as I riffed Vibby (Been on the "Your Video Reviews section of TGWTG forums much? If yes, you've seen him!). Thanks dude, I'm eternally grateful that you agreed to this collab!

All this, plus more!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Contra
• Vib113
• Sizzler07
• AVGNXD
• Mediahunter
• Media
• Hunter
• Isaac232
• IsaacTales2

[Renelia9418]

(continued)

I'd like him (Vib113) to play Castlevania and see how far he'd go before calling it crap. (it has going back to the beginning of the stage if you get Game Over; it's even made by the same company!). Hell, SMB3 had the going back to the beginning of a world if Mario loses all his lives) Seriously, this kid has no taste in good games, and Contra's actually really good. Maybe he should go back to playing 360 and PS3 games (no offence to anyone with those) and leave our classics alone!

[DLAbaoaqu]

@Renelia9418 He actually did play CV1, but I can't find the raw footage, just a commentary.

[reviewality]

dude if thats u playin ur awesome at contra

[DLAbaoaqu]

@reviewality I'm really a noob at it. I just downloaded it to refute the kid's wild stories.

[DLAbaoaqu]

@KrunchtheKremlin Yeah, they only succeed in making fools of themselves...

[Jazzypants2007]

@Versa51 Trust someone who played the fuck out of it: Contra is an amazing game. That lardass in this video has no idea what the hell he's talking about. Also, I find it hilarious he can't even beat Stage fucking ONE. Even when I was a Contra NEWBIE I beat that stage with little problem.

[Jazzypants2007]

"You can SEE how this game is bad!" OH MY GOD, VIB'S GONNA EAT ME!

[Jazzypants2007]

I'd like to take this time to thank you, DLA, for introducing me to the Media Hunter. I watched all of this guy's reviews and he's damn funny.

[GyroZancross]

... I'm only 1:25 minutes into the video and I already want to punch this kid in the soul!

[ItsJustMyOpinion1997]

jesus, and i thought my reviews sucked.

[Syeedthehedgehog]

why do you always target PS3 and Xbox

why so unbiased against the wii

[R10Zone]

hey do you has the original link?

[Versa51]

It was so funny that this kid failed to beat Contra, a game that James Rofle actually praised abd that the Irate Gamer needed help to beat. While I never played the game, I can't really say anything bad about it, but this kid was an instant fail the second his video started.

[346436]

I remember this kid. I think he also had 4Kids rant video on his channel. Not surprisingly that wasn't good either.

[TheMrPWNGER]

my favorite part was the end where he did that pathetic throw and you said "wow epic" Keep up the awesome series!!!