The White Stripes Cheese Danish Dream (Jack talks random stuff)

Bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S (Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani)
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REALITY TV (Jack talks):
I was skipping channels, uh, through the TV today and
...nothing to do for 10 seconds...
and, um, I got through few of those reality shows!
One after the other...(x4)
And then I started thinking; my life was fake?
Get it? (hah)
...he said, hehe...
Boy...I'm getting rusty, boys...I'm getting rusty.
Well anyways! Sorry to bother you with that one but what I learned was:
Being in a sentrifuge, you know they put airforce pilots in to a sentrifuge if you, you can have a...
They experience near-death experiences in those things if you pass out.
They sometimes see God in a sentrifuge!
So sometimes, if it was possible, if ou could run fast enough, you could possibly see God, hah!
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CHEESE DANISH DREAM
I had a dream last night, I was sitting on a bus with Meg, and the two of us were in the front of a bus (it was Detroit public bus), we were driving-going home after school, we were in high-school.
And Meg threw a york peppermint patty package to me. It was this big from the other side of the bus and I opened it and inside was a cheese danish.
And I don't even like cheese danishes, I don't think I've ever seen Meg eat one either. I don't know why she would throw that to me...
But I took it out and bunch of people in the back of the bus -somebody yelled out to me and said "Hey! How come you don't share that with the rest of us?"
I said "Okay..."
And I got up and went to the back and said "Here.", and I handed her a piece. I handed cheese danish to her "Take a piece if you want." and she said "I didn't mean that...you can give it to me and get up."
And they satrted laghingbecause I did it and said "Well, I'm here."
I'm offering her a piece, she took a piece, and I said "Anyone else want one?"
And a couple of punk kids on the back -he had a glove on and he reached and grabbed a huge chunk of danish out of my hand -just ripped it out of my hand and it was just so rude!
And everybody else started grabbing, everyone took a giant piece of it and I had nothing left -there was nothing left in my hand.
I went back and sat down and got off the bus and I was walking with another childhood friend on the way home. And between him and a stranger I said "I just can't believe how rude everybody was! Why would they just take all those pieces from me!?"
He said "Uh, it's not that big of a deal, Jackie. You offered it to them and they took it, so what?"
And the kid next to us was "You were one of the kids who took, you just grabbed it, you didn't say anything! You didn't say 'thank you' or 'please', nothing..."
He said "I don't wanna talk about it..."

I kept walking on and saw on a way to home, I saw a house with kids doing a graffiti inside and I told my friend, I said "There're graffiti kids..."
And he said "Don't look at them, they'll get mad at us!" he said "Hey! You got any danish left?"
And I had produced another one from nowhere and I said "Sure!"
And then I looked underneath it and underneath this cheese danish was a very thick blueberry danish.
And I gave him the blueberry one "I'll have this cheese danish, that's fair, right?"
I gave him the blueberry one and then I looked back at my hand and I had a cheese danish and another blueberry one on my hand and I looked over and he had a cheese danish and a blueberry danish too!
They had multiplied, once we agreed it was fair!
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Song Music Man by M.Willson, live 2005
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If there are some mistakes in the texts, you may correct me, because english is not my first language!

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• white
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• meg
• hollaback
• girl
• reality
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• dream
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• live

[MnDrive]

the (???) is a york peppermint patty

[fromsevenseas]

ok, cheers

I'll fix it :-D

[Zafter1237]

haha, I absolutely love the ending

[PinStripedGuy]

@GRandPavisStalker its just clips from different concerts taken out of context and put together, the part at the end comes from the candy cane parade dvd

[DeathLetter94]

lmao wtf is this! he just keeps on talking about nothing!

[yoch3]

he would have given great sermons

[imafoolhahaha]

4:08 -

he's a music man! hes a what, hes a what, hes a music man!! and the shells stop balls in the kids and the man, big boys boobs big boys boobs, what the pickle on the pickle and the cheeseballs too!! check out those big boobs! check out those big boobs! check out those big boobs! chicken!!

[Greyeyes23sight]

The danish infinitesimal

[cookmoore]

@GRandPavisStalker ;) Yep!

[GRandPavisStalker]

I think Jack might of had a bit too much to drink considering that part at the very end of the video. o.o XP

[GRandPavisStalker]

@cookmoore To be nice and fair and share... And to not mess with graffiti kids.... ^^

[cookmoore]

haha. So was that the moral at the end?