Holy Crap: Evolutionary Biology

Some people say this kind of humor is blasphemous. Those people can go to hell.

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• Crap
• Funny
• Dan
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• Deep
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• Humor
• Satire
• Evolution

[sweato]

Dan the "Az" Man!!!!

[bfgholycrap]

I'm not Az. Promise. I'm a separate person. He helped me with the intro and outro...I like how sometimes, they are longer than the actual thought.

[MrSaint3]

haha this was funny. I don't think it speaks at all to creationism... Its a joke about evolution. If pigs fly one day it will have been an evolution of the pig. Makes sense, and the fact that none of us could see such a thing makes it funny. Shows that the joker may be anti-evolution. But its saying neither, and saying both. Its funny. I am a man of science, I have no idea if the creator of this vid is, it doesn't matter. 

[types10000]

@MrAfar11

The following pages demonstrate how you have just engaged in the intellectually dishonest pactise of quote-mining.

Dr. David Kitts and Stephen J Gould:

talkorigins[.]org/faqs/quotes/­mine/part1-3.html

Lord Zuckerman:

talkorigins[.]org/faqs/gish-ru­tgers/gish-response.html

try not to be a douchebag in future

[ViktorAsberg]

Fucking creationist...

[patrickledford420]

yeh and they cant see why we say if hes real then hes immoral i hope for a day without religion

[satansaysdie]

yeah i get the god is love crap followed of course by threats of eternal damnation

[patrickledford420]

oh u cant tell its like christians praise the bad shit in the bible when they hear about but before then they say god is loving a little exodus leviticus or deuteronomy shows whos good but my bad do u get messages saying god is love and plain stupid christians shit

[satansaysdie]

@patrickledford420  yeah i know, i was mocking the religious. thats what my screen name is for too.

[patrickledford420]

@satansaysdie gods not real

[keinve2]

I was halfway through typing a response to a comment when i got this...

I feel like an idiot.

[MrAfar11]

Dr. David Kitts, professor of geology at the University of Oklahoma said, "Evolution requires intermediate forms between species and paleontology does not provide them...." And Lord Zuckerman admitted there are no "fossil traces" of transformation from an ape-like creature to man!

Stephen J. Gould of Harvard admitted, "The fossil record with its abrupt transitions offers no support for gradual change."