Transcript:
Kim: What about this guy, Mom?
Muck: OMG those earlier comments (about the gays being sickly, frail, weak, and blue in the face)...
Mom: Here, this guy's "bong"(Vietnamese slang for homosexual or as we concluded, "flaming." Literally means shiny or shimmery).
This old man is "bong" too!
Wait, why are they all "bong"?
What is this street called?
Muck: How do you know they're "bong", Mom?
Mom: Didn't you see all those guys I just pointed out? It's so clear. It's be better if they at least tried to hide it but these guys are so clearly "bong"!
Muck: Look! A woman there!
Mom: Look this guy standing here. "Bong".
Muck: See, a woman.
Mom: "Bong".
Me: It's a surprisingly straight day.
Mom: "Bong". See it?
Muck: Mom! He's not gay!
Kim: We should go shopping here.
Muck: Do you want to walk around, Mom?
Mom: No, this are is the "bong" district why would I want to walk around. There's nothing to sell; there's no reason to walk around here.
Me: There are a lot of shops.
Mom: Here, walk around here? Get the AIDS disease? That'd be a hassle.
Muck: AIDS?!
Kim: What about these two guys?
Mom: Which two guys? The ones walking here?
Muck: Uh oh.
Kim: Over here, Mom.
Mom: These two guys are both "bong", no?
Me: What about these two guys?
Kim: Yea, these two guys?
Mom: These two are "bong" as well!
My god, they're "bong" it's so apparent on their faces, do you even have to ask? Their faces are clearly "bong". "Ghe" [Note: the Vietnamese word for disgusting, "ghe," is pronounced, "ghay," making a convenient pun for the word, "gay."]
Kim: What about these two guys.
Mom: Disgusting to death.
Guys! This is the "bong" area!!!
Muck: OMG, look Mom! A pack of them!
Oh, they're Asian.
Me: Tourists...
Kim: What about this guy.
Muck: Look at the way he's walking.
Mom: This guy is so obvious. He walks like that and you still ask, "What about this one, what about this one?"
Hey what was that street we were just on? Let me take note so next time I won't go into that area, so "ghe."
Kim: Noe Valley.
Mom: Hey, what do they do to make a living and survive?
Muck: They're normal people!
Me: They're regular people! They have regular jobs.
Mom: Look here, these two guys walking together.
Kim: Look, they're holding hands, Mom.
Mom: See?! These two as well!
Muck: That was a woman!
Mom: TWO MEN!
Muck: That was a woman, Mom!
Mom: Nooo...two guys, two uh, Asian guys.
Kim: Yea, Mom was right, I saw them.
Mom: These two guys too. These two old geezers standing in front of that door.
Kim: Oh, cute. They're on a date.
Muck: Oh. Date, Mom!
Me: What about these two, Mom. The black guys.
Kim: Oh yea, these two.
Mom: Oh my goodness, look at that black guy walk, his butt...
What's this? Do they show "bong" movies here?
Me: Theatre. Castro Theatre.
Mom: Good heavens! This old man has it too!
Me: It's an affliction...
Kim: Hot Cookie...look, Mom, Hot Cookie.
Me: Can you take a picture of Mom?
Mom: I would not dare to eat or drink anything here, guys.
Muck: Why not?
Mom: This area. These people. They have the gay, and the...and the...AIDS. A lot. Right here. They also shoot up and everything.
Me: It's all bad.
Muck: AIDS is not spread through food.
Mom: They have a public shooting-up organization here.
This guys sitting here is also "bong," what else...?
Oh my god. The face on this guy. So "ghe."
Muck: He's cute, Mom!
Mom: Cute, what? This guy, too. He's old and everything but look at him go.
Muck: Mom, any man you see you're calling him gay.
Mom: So "ghe," so "ghe."
Muck: Look Mom, a homeless. Homeless gay, Mom's two worst fears.
Me: Homeless gay drug addicts...
Kim: I think that you only think they're gay-
Mom: Look! This guys right here!
Muck: Mom! Every single guy!
Kim: Yea, that's right, Mom. You have that perception but what if they-
After this we drove her through the heart of the Mission District, or in her opinion, "The Drug Capital of the World." Fab times.
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that was so funny! LOOOLL
1607melissa 4 years ago