The Eye of Argon - Chapter Two

For your amusement and horror, a dramatic reading of the second chapter of Jim Theis' magnum opus, The Eye of Argon.

(Chapter One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikM_Lh8Q0xo)

A particular fan favourite, chapter two includes the magnificent line:

"The paunchy noble's sagging round face flushed suddenly pale, then pastily lit up to a lustrous cherry red radiance."

Now it takes a writer of remarkable talent to come up with something like that. It also includes what might be classed as a sex scene, if the writer had any understanding of the female anatomy.

Narrated by James Barlow http://jamesbarlow.co.uk

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• argon
• humour
• fantasy
• theis
• fiction
• grignr

[Salt0fTheEarth]

Wait, his loincloth was brandishing a long steel broadsword?

Dude, I wish I could do that.

[Telelion]

I love the different voices for all the characters. Good work!

[arachnophile01]

"Crushing prudence to the sword" I get it! Because in Eye of Argon land, they have neither caution, nor wind, nor throwing

[AshBradford]

Your voice is so awesome it actually detracts from the horribleness of this story. I did notice that you auto corrected some of the word errors in the text. Its funnier if you can manage to leave everything in. I love listening to you though. You should read something legitimate.

[Eukardios]

Come on, man! You can't just leave us hanging like that! Chapter three! Chapter three!

[TripleEvent]

Encore!! :D

[Pooky1991]

I hear the laugh in your voiceXD

[Pooky1991]

Snark bait indeedXD

[rex290]

Amazingly good! I mean, your performance. ;)

[elvenemo]

I thank you for this hilarious, if painful, service you done us all by making this awesome dramatic reading.