"Every Teacher" By Mark Lowry Music Video

the kid looks exactly like him, weird!

Lyrics:

Never on the honor roll
But I think that I should mention
I would have a masters now
If they gave it in detention

Shot spit wads till I turned blue
And flew paper airplanes too
My chemestry experiment
Blew up the whole school, by accident

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
I brought prayer back to class
Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pass

At the mention of my name
Teachers twitch, and some start droolin
A diploma was my aim
But I even flunked home schooling

Put a frog down one girl's back
My mama got notes by the stack
All of my teachers got combat pay
Every hour, every day

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
So many swats that I couldn't keep score
That's what I grew all this padding for!

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
I brought prayer back to class
Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pass

Yeah, sure, maybe I drove them mad
And was the worst student they ever had
But they are getting their just deserts
I talk about them at my concerts!

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
I can't recall all those words that they spoke
"Mark, your life's gonna be a joke"

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
So many swats that I couldn't keep score
That's what I grew all this padding for!

Every teacher knows my name
they hear it and go insane
I brought prayer back to class
Cuz all my teachers prayed that I would pass

Category:

Music

Tags:

• mark
• lowry
• parody
• amy
• grant
• gaithers
• music
• video
• teacher
• christian
• religious
• comedy

[Autobotjazz110]

i like this song this is a remake whats the rale name of the song the words are difrent.

[hoover4000]

the real song is "every heartbeat" by amy grant i believe

[kidman1987]

dang the teacher even looks just like mark

[hoover4000]

LOL cause the teacher is mark in drag

[twilightspath]

I think it was an attempt at that new-fangled thingy called sarcasm.......

[hoover4000]

ssarcasm? never heard of it. Must be new.

[bamababe89]

oh i miss this crazy mark! i wish he would still make stuff like this : ( i love him!

[rm1jagfan]

This is actually a really good parody...it's my favorite too!

[SoldierofChrist94]

I wish they would put this video "Mouth In Motion on DVD. I had to throw away the VHS because it didn't play any longer:(

[KelliLacyable]

I think Mark Lowry is wonderful.....I would have said awesome, but only God is awesome!!  I wish I could meet him! Maybe some day!

[Pipermate]

Mark is such a blessing. He went through a lot of difficulty in school because he was so hyper but look where he is now. The fact that he can poke fun at that time in his life is even a greater testimony to the great person he is.  His sense of humor is off the hook!

[DJCandyManMike]

First song I ever heard of Mark's, and it's still one of my favorites!

[Azsli]

awesome

[KKidGodStyle]

hahaha, love it

[mpr4christ2]

@hoover4000 LOL Thanks for uploading this song, hoover!  You won't believe the Google ad that popped up at the beginning of this video: Adult Christian Rehab! Are they suggesting that Mark needed it at the time?

[ahnabanannah]

@allenbenooo do you know what the episode was called by any chance?

[SLHarrisMrs]

Too funny! As a teacher, I do not think I have ever had children like Mark depicts.

[MrJosephbowman]

i love this song it is so true i am going to sing it in the church talent show