Global Flood- The Condensed Version

Disproving biblical flood in 30 seconds or less, or your pizza's free.

All you need is a Bible and a globe.

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[tigerclaw1000]

Ok, no matter how much (evidence) you Creationists present for a global flood, it will no convince any body because the idea it self is Impossible!!. A global flood wold release so much vapor that you would drowned from breathing the air!!! not to mention the weight of the atmosphere would crush your lungs!!! So building a boat wold be the least of Noah's concerns :D. And on top of that you could write a book about the other 1000+ reasons,evidence,facts against a global flood! SO STFU

[JungleJargon]

@tigerclaw1000 The fact that we are living today is proof that we survived the flood.

[InternetDarkLord]

@JungleJargon Nonsense, there is no evidence all that strata was deposited all at once.

Some strata, like desert varnish, Coconino Sandstone, or tillite were not formed by water. Desert varnish forms by exposure to air.

Limestone generates heat, 11,290 joules per gram, as it hardens, the 5.6 octillion joules would superheat the ocean.

Then there is igneous rock, plus meteor impacts, which would add more heat to the steam.

Where did all that sediment come from, anyway?

[JungleJargon]

@InternetDarkLord All of the strata was initially deposited by the flood.

You cannot change what actually happened by wishing.

You also failed to account for the over 100 million cubic miles of consecutive layers of sediments deposited in rapid succession.

[InternetDarkLord]

@JungleJargon Nonsense, the flood can be disproven by: chronostratigraphy, coral reef layering, bryozoan stratification, dendrochronology, electron spin resonance, geomagnetic dating, rock patination, ocean sediment core analysis, polar ice sheet cores, Mitochondrial DNA, Milankovitch cycles, radiometric dating, lichenometry, varves, thermoluminescence, varves, obsidian hydration analysis, fossil indexes, Y-chromosome DNA, want more?

[JungleJargon]

@InternetDarkLord We live on top of the sediments deposited by the flood. It is not possible for you to disprove actual verifiable historical events such as the flood.

Everything in the sediments deposited by the flood were buried by the flood. Everything built on top of the sediments deposited by the flood existed after the flood which was no more than 5,100 years ago.

[InternetDarkLord]

@ChristianMark1986 Except the Bible says the flood covered all the "high places" of the earth, not that it was flat. READ your own fairy tale.

Why did the flood fail to cause incest and inbreeding?

Why does the Bible say that the pairs were "male and female" when many animals don't have 2 genders?

Why didn't everything that died before the Imaginary Flood create one stratified layer below the other ones?

Are you a Poe?

[InternetDarkLord]

@JungleJargon NONSENSE, there is no evidence of any flood, so nothing preceded any.

We are evidence of no flood, have you heard of INBREEDING and INCEST?

Noah's Farce can also be disproven by: chronostratigraphy, dendrochronology, electron spin resonance, fossil indexes, geomagnetism, lichenometry, Milankovitch cycles, rock patination, radiometric dating, Mitochondrial DNA, ice sheet cores, varves, want more?

[JungleJargon]

@InternetDarkLord You don't know what was there before the flood so there is nothing you can say about the events that followed.

We are the evidence that humans and animals survived the flood.

[ChristianMark1986]

ANSWER: If you lowered all the mountain areas and lifted all the valley areas equally the earth would be a perfect sphere and the amount of water on the earth right now is more than enough to cover the entire globe exactly as deep as the bible says it was. Figure it out for yourself. Every field of real imperical science proves the Bible is true. As a former athiest and evolutionist it was hard to finally admit that, I scoured through refutations but in the end the evolutionist side = EPIC FAIL

[InternetDarkLord]

@JungleJargon NO, there is no evidence at all of a flood. The fossils like crinoids preserved in sedimentary layers are so numerous that they would cover more than the earth's surface, if all lived (and died at once in a great flood).

Also, many rock strata are not formed by water: Desert varnish is formed by exposure to the air, some kinds of sandstone by deserts, tillite by glaciers, etc.

Finally, where the hell was all that sediment BEFORE the Imaginary Flood?