Big Bad World One

Jonathan Coulton song form Thing a week IV.
The lyrics to Big Bad World One:

All alone by the table of food in my wrinkled suit and my borrowed tie
Only thinking of something to say in the moment after the girl walks by
Everyone else is having fun or else pretending to
I eat another crudite

I quit, Im done
I dont think its gonna work out OK
Its no fair and its no fun
If every time its gonna end the same way:
Me zero
Big bad world one

At the office were all having cake cause its someones birthday I dont know who
Get my plate and Im scanning the room and the only seat is right next to you
I get the nod, the tiny smile that doesnt come with teeth
Maybe you dont know who I am

I quit, Im done
I dont think its gonna work out OK
Its no fair and its no fun
If every time its gonna end the same way:
Me zero
Big bad world one

Staying inside lying in bed
Noticing something thats not there
Follow my heart follow my head
Ill follow anything that might get me somewhere

Catch her eye when shes pouring my coffee and search my head for an opening line
But I see by the look on her face if I keep my mouth shut Ill save some time
What if the best that I can be just isnt good enough?
Isnt it better not to know?

I quit, Im done
I dont think its gonna work out OK
Its no fair and its no fun
If every time its gonna end the same way:
Me zero
Big bad world one




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(IQuit)
http://www.blobbysblog.com/uploaded_images/iQuit-741982.jpg
(Floria Ballot)
http://www.thekjs.essex.sch.uk/yates/Documents/Votergate/florida%20ballot.jpg

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[NinjaShade04]

149,999 view... Well played next viewer...

[nick43750]

love this song/ story of my life I'm so socially awkward.

[princeofperiaByte]

@UniteZombers OK, really, joke is over used now.

[superpyromaniac]

if you think about it, most of his songs are this depressing.

[Jamnesty]

This song evens the score

[UniteZombers]

It was big bad world 0 me 1 but then I took an arrow to the knee

[neverseen6]

This is literally my entire life in terms of relationships.

Me zero.

Big bad world one.

[wlman303]

the story of my life. I always seem to come back here time and time again.

[landalot101]

For me its Me 0 World 999'999'999 then I stubbed my toe this morning so I gess thats me 0 world 1'000'000'000 =(

[kingroxas1234]

@sparta981 Same here dude. We all listen to this song because we feel like it's about us.

[sparta981]

Am I the only one who feels like this song could be about them? My score is pretty much nil right now, but I've always been that way. I was just wondering if anybody else is listening to this and thinking the same thing.

[sheik530]

@DaMaestroable

If so, then I guess Dracula's eating Crudites now! Hahahaha!