Psynex Press Release: Focusyl sent to President Vladimir Putin

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Earlier today Psynex Pharmaceuticals shipped a complimentary box of its focus-enhancing, Mental Fitness supplement, Focusyl, to Russian President, Vladimir Putin, who incarcerated three Pussy Riot members for a recent, unauthorized performance of their anti-Putin song "Punk Prayer" at a Russian cathedral.

"President Putin's hunt for Pussy Riot is taking his attention away from other matters of great political import," said Mike Buckley, CEO of Psynex Pharmaceuticals. "Our hope is that Focusyl will help get his mind off Pussy Riot, and focused more on building a strong Russian democracy."

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