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Giraffe Sex: A Terrifying Introduction to Nature at Work (and Play)

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Uploaded on Oct 19, 2010

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In which John discusses the sexuality and mating habits of the giraffe, giraffe bisexuality, the importance of people who love giraffes who love giraffes to the vlogbrothers youtube channel, and his brother's cute but totally misleading t-shirted illustration of giraffes in love.


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  • bonvvvv

    you know one day Henry is going to watch these.

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  • ijustdontcarenemore

    I just realised I left a video titled giraffe sex open in my office for an hour while I was at lunch. I share this office with 20 people

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  • TheAlystraStardust

    Sounds like my ex-husband. A lot. Really.

    I am sad now.

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  • RaizinMonk

    "I didn't hear about female on female rate of 1%. Maybe it's there, maybe not."

    Oh, it's there alright. John mentions it in this very video, did you miss it? Let me quote:

    1:30 "In fact researchers believe that 90% of total giraffe sex is male giraffes having sex with male giraffes, and that 1% of total giraffe sex is females having sex with females, meaning that just about 9% of giraffe sex is heterosexual." ―John Green

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  • Redorgreenful

    I didn't hear about female on female rate of 1%. Maybe it's there, maybe not. But I'm certain that the 90% refers to male sex. As in, 90% of male sex is male on male. That statistic does not have to do with whether females actually have sex with other females. Based on that statistic the logic would be that males dabble in heterosexual and homosexual encounters (10%, 90%), but females could easily only have sex with male (100%). Hence my curiosity.

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  • Alex Tate

    this man is a bestselling author, wow

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  • RaizinMonk

    He actually DID say 1% of giraffe sex is female on female. Which may not seem much, but remember 90% is male on male and does not even involve females. So about 10% of the time a female giraffe has sex it involves another female. Which is big, considering 10% is also the amount of times a male indulges in heterosexual sex.

    And he did not only talk about males. He talked mostly about giraffe's heterosexual practices, and females were also mentioned in the short bit when he mentioned homosexuality

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  • May Lee

    In that heart..... Is a baby giraffe

     ;D

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  • EmilyLuera

    Kaku NO!

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  • Redorgreenful

    I was wondering the exact same thing. He said they were bisexual, but only talks about males. As if they understand how patriarchal ancient Greek society works. Ah male centrism. 

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  • Ludwig Nyman

    I wonder how lesbian sex works in giraffes. O.o

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  • SomeoneBeginingWithI

    And then Henry will say: "But Daddy, people don't have necks long enough to do that with. How do people make babies?"

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