Scary Last Footage

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i just followed this map with jewish letters, that was on backside of a cornflakes package, but it shows nothing more than a stupid skull with bones on this area, tztz, whats that supposed to say?, its always the jew´s fault, they invented the paper, scissors, rock, the gravity, the empty, rebecca black, bad weather conditions, aaand get away with everything

are those the russians who i was waiting for all the time?, wait, i dont know what is about to come, i cant be honest when someone finds this

i love america, like the chinese food and everything, capitalism, yeah! darn, those are some mf-aliens, they bring gold, oil and nasty ass space sammiches, enslave humanity and let us work for ever for them, hooray!

well as long as it still includes nasty ass space sandwich

Arnie...come on

is Norris bowling?

fine by me, the captain is on board

i think i can hear females talking

if those are the females then that is the weirdest looking kitchen i have ever seen

i dont want to mess around, what if a bunch of "2 feet 7" little grey rascals with tiny forks jump out?, neither do i have hobo stab insurance

no mames - justin bieber - chingada - chivua - nani - holy shit

Hello? dont yell at me bro Kay

ai caramba

dont forget to register illegal aliens

if i just had my pepper spray with me

i am not scared or afraid but excited i like it

i am in a very good mood, i hope i survive this

lets pray

Ade Due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you.
Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.
Morteisma lieu de vocuier de mieu vochette.
Endelieu endeline pour du boisette damballa
Secoise entienne mais pois de morte.
Endelieu endeline pour du boisette damballa

Gérard Depardieu brie carla bruni alizee merlot bordeaux rose

Voulez vous couchez avec moi

theres is a cloud behind me, is that swamp gas or is it me, no, its not me, i dont know what it is

oh oh oh water doesnt work on special extra terrestrial fire

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Comedy

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• sailor
• Arnold
• lost
• last
• scary
• creepy
• footage
• found
• funny
• blair
• witch
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• movie