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Hey Sarah Palin
Gotta say you do look pretty
Saw your interview with Couric
Have to say that that was shitty
Cuz it's true
You looked like a scared caribou
It's on youtube
Hey Sarah
You have got me worried
Bout the distance
Between radical conviction
And the Iraqi resistance
How they do
They think that God's on their side too
Just like you do
Ooh, you're really scarin me
You could be our next vp
Maybe worse than Dick Cheney
Damn you must be kidding me
Hey Sarah Palin
They say you're real good at shootin
And I bet you're pretty tough
But girl you might be facin Putin
Here's the catch
Can't bring a gun to a chess match
You'd be overmatched
Hey Sarah Palin
It's not that I don't like women
It's just that I know Ms Clinton
Madam, you are no Ms Clinton
Fraid it's so
Why couldn't he pick Olympia Snowe
I respect her so
Just another bad parody
Of this song by Plain White Ts
She might be our next vp
And it don't make sense to me
Your charm has got you pretty far
It has made you quite a star
When they write your speeches
Girl you shine
But pretty soon you'll have to stand
All on your own
This job demands
You speak for yourself
And your own mind
And Sarah this is just the first
Reporters they will get much worse
The pressures of this job drive u insane
Who's to blame? (it's John Mccain)
Hey Sarah Palin
I believe you're kind and decent
And I wouldn't be so worried
If the history that's recent
Didn't show
Many vps will run the show
You haven't earned it yet you know
He should've picked Olympia Snowe
Olympia Snowe
Sarah I believe you're a good person but you're not ready. Believe it or not running for President is an important step in proving yourself ready to be President. If you can't face the pressure for months, answer questions from all angles and answer questions outside of cues cards and prepared remarks, you're not ready yet. It scares the hell out of me to think you might face Putin if you can't handle Katie Couric. Putin is a Jedi and I wouldn't want anyone less than Colin Powell to face him without backup. You have to be quick on your feet and able to show strength under pressure not just when scripted and prepped. Not yet Sarah. You're not there yet. Just walk away. God bless
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I was going for nice and earnest but a little biting and off-key kinda like Sarah herself
JayLeighty 3 years ago