F@#king Booming School

BP Failed Fucking Boom School

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oil spill booming school I've been in oil and gas production and exploration for over thirty years my salary is a little better than gods which is okay because I'm more useful than he is and a better cook than he is to but lets get back on subject here booming school not only is oil spill booming largest industry in the USA teaching oil spill booming is a large industry in the USA most of BPs production and pipeline employees in the US they have attended at least one booming school many have attended two or three most oil and gas production employees in the US have attended booming school some of us have attended good really extensive week or two weeks booming schools BPs production employees have attended the best booming schools and I know this I've seen them there BPs drilling folks have mostly not attended booming school they're sometimes sent to a booming school but they fuck off in the bar and their bosses sign off on that being okay because for drilling hands booming is for pussies this is a generalization not all drilling hands think that but most of them do and I guarantee BP drilling executives think that booming is for pussies and that's if they think about booming at all or even know what it is that's not so shocking in the major oil companies there are like a few drilling executives who don't even know what drilling is I'm not kidding there's good BP people who would in private back me up on that fucking nomenclature since this is your first day of drilling school you have to fight no wait let's go over some important definitions and oil field grammar rope is not rope it is fucking rope all of it every yard of rope is fucking rope every section of boom is fucking boom an anchor block is not an anchor block it is a fucking anchor block you get the idea later when your more accustomed to all this you can substitute god damned with mother fucking piece of shit cunt never understood that one myself or cocksucking for fucking but for now its all fucking fucking boom generally boom is long and bright orange or yellow it is not bright orange or yellow so you can see it fledgling boomer but so that some governors senators presidents and the media can see it it has a round floaty part that floats and a flat skirt that sinks a rule the floaty part never rides high enough and the skirt never low enough some oil will always go to under the boom and some will always go under our task is to minimize both we do that by fucking proper fucking booming here this picture teachs you almost one hundred percent of what you'll learn in booming school about fucking proper fucking booming the quality is sort of piece of shit cunt but you get the idea its obvious boom is not meant to catch oil boom is meant to divert oil boom must always be at an angle to the prevailing wind wave action or surface current boom at this angle must always be layered in a fucking layered sort of way with another string of boom boom must always must always divert oil to a catch basin from where it can be removed from the fucking area looks kind of involved doesn't it, it is but if fucking boom is done fucking properly you can remove most fucking most of the oil from a shoreline and you can do it day after day week after week month after month you can prevent most of the shoreline from ever being touch by more than a few transient molecules oil done fucking properly a week after the oil comes ashore no one man or beast can ever tell there has been oil anywhere near that shoreline in practice there's a reason the best booming schools last weeks different types of shoreline different shapes require different types of configurations your numerous anchor points for this spill those would be the one yard cement blocks with tie off boys need to be addressed so the boom tenders you can adjust the ropes slanting this way or that to to account for changes in wind and current booms are tended twenty four seven by the way but just having learned what you've learned here today you know enough of the concept to figure it out you get it you can go out there and watch how the ping pong balls your test oil glide along the boom you could see where they missed the catch basins and you could adjust and reconfigure and you could perform fucking proper fucking booming by the third day of actual booming no one on this planet would be better than you so if you understand it and all these production employees understand it we're talking tens of thousands of people here why is most or all of the booming along the gulf being done wrong?

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[epayne6]

Damn. Don't hold back now, get it out. Say what you feel!

Seriously tho, if a quarter of this is true and can be proven, we may have to talk criminal charges against BP, and (I hate to say it too) impeachment charges against Obama.

[CWW256]

Why can't I up vote this one million times?!?

[Digbydeege]

This is refreshing - a lady who can really cuss with the best and tells an interesting story.

Definitely one of the most relevant pieces of footage I've seen on YouTube.

Pity she chose to remain anonymous - so despite her radical stance she is still hiding under a rock.

[Tabasc0Kat]

Awesome video!

[DJignyte]

hmm, interesting.

so was it Fucking booming? or

Booming fucking?

[Yereviltwin2]

This is how I feel whenever the general media does a story about my industry; completely clueless, uninformed, and shallow. Ask an expert not a paid shill.

[mdjarhead]

not completely accurate, the boomes are good for "protected shorelines" like inner coastal bays, and rivers not for open water beaches, no one has a method that can work against wave action. Every Ocean/Marine engineer learns this in their shore protection class in college. The only system that will protect the open shore lines are the Hesco Barriers. I think bp have been using some of them on the southern part of Louisana, but mass use I have not heard nor seen.

[dapoopta]

Is it a man or woman giving the monologue?

[mike46278]

@yellowbird500

But the language makes it funny and makes the spoof work!

[Bibbly53]

This is glorious.

Whether or not it's credible.