25 ZX Spectrum Games That Sound Like Seventies Porno Movies

Who knew it was possible to create weak innuendo by taking the titles of old video games out of context? I did, which is why I made this video.

By simply shifting your expectations before viewing, you too can make perfectly innocuous phrases sound sexually suggestive. (Except for "Fat Worm Blows A Sparky" which sounds obscene no matter the context.)

And before you ask - Despite the rumours, there is no movie version of "Mr Weems And The She Vampires" available on VHS.

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• zx
• spectrum
• porno
• rude
• innuendo
• double
• entendres
• fat worm blows a sparky
• mr weems and the she vampires
• beach head
• booty
• navy moves
• stonkers
• rod land

[blakmamba911]

Fat worm blows a sparky

[Slash0mega]

hot rod = motorola?

i think i know of one company paying goolge

[KingOfKatamari]

Stonkers.

[theguyinthefunnyhat]

I was ok until 'penatrator' hahahahahahaha XD

[darkmyth2]

there is a game for sega genisis called seaman

[redmercer]

"Blows a Sparky" sounds like slang for "smokes a joint"

[TechmarineChris]

The Incredible Shrinking Fireman, eh?

That sounds more like a joke made from the deleted scenes of a 70s Fireman porno where the main star had erectile dysfunction.

Also, this could well be the title of a blackmail video that would ruin the career of an ageing porn star when shown to porn producers.

[mistermass1]

I started looking through your "Poundland Specials" and I found a good one: Poundland Special 5: Boobees.

[nizzlebizzle1]

Fat worm blows a sparky...

[mattouli]

Trying to imagine a "Jetset Willy"... maybe BritishAirways will catch on

[sarcasticgrunt01]

LOL @ Rod Land! X-D

[CompakNess]

why isn't Elevator Action on here :P ?