The Great Furry Raid/Protest of Anthrocon 2007

Anthrocon 2007:
After a number of months of on and off flip-flopping on 7baum /i/ regarding whether or not to stage a fake protest with the goal of enraging and capturing the attention of the convention (for shits and giggles), A handful of anonymous warriors arrived to picket the furries and got just that.
Immediately, a few ballsy fursuiters were raged enough to approach the group (who were originally on hotel property) and snatched a placard in a show of nothing. They struggled to tear the sign with giant faux paw hands and decided to stomp on it instead since they failed in actually destroying the sign. They then also tried to bite into the sign for god knows why. The protesters, afraid of furfag rape, then relocated across the street as undercover trolls emerged from the hotel to join them, at first cheered by the crowd of furries who thought they'd be the only ones to actually confront the protesters. Instead, they sprinted across the street to give their /b/retherin high fives, bringing with them hotel umbrellas and respek knuckles.
Soon, a crowd of hundreds of furries gathered at the mouth of the convention hotel to gawk and circle-jerk over the kids on the other side of the street.
After a good long while of being impotent to do anything to the protesters, The head and owner of Anthrocon, Samuel "Kage" Conway (A stage cockroach furry identity for the media since he is an erotic macro fetish writer under the name of Rogue) emerged and was noticeably distraught by the raiders, completely shocked as to why anyone would want to protest a subculture known for its elitism and predominantly perverted fetishes. He approach the protesters, followed by a few brave furries in the crowd sheltered by the hotel awning. Once he approached, he joined in with the protesters who then shared with him their umbrellas and didn't object to his presence or lame jokes. This was when Kage began to mislead the brainless drone army of furries into thinking the protesters were instead protesting "blacks", ignoring what the protesters even said to counter his lies. He grabbed black passerbys and other pedestrians telling them that the protesters were "protesting blacks in the convention". Soon thereafter, he left and took his entourage with him where he called the NAACP (Told to me by the man himself) to satisfy his massive E-penis.
Having achieved their goals, the Anonymous trolls disbanded, going their own separate ways, a few of them even entered the con itself to document and further mess with the furries within the David l Lawrence convention center for the "lulz". Some individuals even made a student documentary (available on youtube here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arhcUThfmO8 ) that showed the embarrassing truth of the so called furry fans. The honoured guest, famed voice actor Rob Paulsen was shown to have a "great" time with the furries, as illustrated in this video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbA0sPziOl4). Throughout the duration of the convention, there were confirmed reports of horrid scents (astroglide, shit & piss, musk, etc) and animalistic grunting wafting through the Westin and Omni hotels over the long nights.
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[RedtailFox1]

this just goes to prove that trolls have nothing better to do than go and stand in the rain.

[pr0stsh0cker]

@RedtailFox1 this just goes to prove that furries have nothing better to do than get baited by nearly four year old troll videos.

[NubeAndNuber]

tl;dr

[pr0stsh0cker]

@NubeAndNuber too short; didn't care

[Misserableme]

Protesters really have no life if your standing their all day or whatever *shakes head* Pitiful

[Disco32er]

Protesters: "FURRIES HAVE NO LIFE" -stands in rain protesting- <------FAIL

[bobslayer1881]

"yiff in hell furfags" I take that as kind of kinky.

[BenjiiKuumaku]

LMFAO 1:37 is the best fursiut ever XD

[BenjiiKuumaku]

how do the furries in the US bring aids???? and not all of them are nerds... i know quite a few furrys that are in afganistan right now...