Original Harry Potter Deathly Hallows Rap by Louie Anthony DeRoxas

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Uploaded by on Sep 11, 2010

In honor of the new movies. Will Emma Watson Notice me??!?!
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Lyrics:
Take em out with me wand like I was Sirius Black,
You ain't no Voldemort you aint' comin back.
Annihilate the Horcruxes and a couple more
You can only compare me to the late Dumbledore.
I'm on fire like a Pheonix but you see no tears,
Calm down little wizards cause I am now here.
Greater than Harry, smarter than Hermoine, Ron's just a ginger and doesn't serve the story.
I'm so fast like a broomstick, imma get the snitch,
Right from the beginning off the Quidditch pitch.
The keeper of the game like Oliver Wood,
I solemnly swear I am up to no good.
Griffindor, Hufflepuff, slytherin, Ravenclaw,
put me in Azkaban cause I break the law.
mudbloods, halfbloods, purebloods, and the like.
One look at me and I'll yell out stupify.
A basilisk's stare you'll freeze on the spot,
I got more money than the vaults at Gringotts.
Surrounded by paparazzi like Colin Creevy,
I'm making mischief just call me Peevsey.
Flying Motorcycles can't fly like us, I'm so fly I have a Plane patronus.
We like to party at the leaky cauldron,
I'm so beast you call me Professor Lupin.
Some butterbeers is what I need,
Getting crunk all night in Hogsmeade.
Pshhh, don't talk, your wand just broke,
I got it under wraps like an invisibility cloak.
People do as I say just like a house elf,
Visit the restricted section all by myself.
Vanishing in the cabinet, I haven't seen em since,
Sectumsempra your ass like the halfblood prince.
Just like Flitwick I'm a master at charms,
I say expelliarmus and you'll be disarmed.
Containing more magic than the Hogwarts express,
I'm always the knight in a game of wizard chess.
Don't mind me I'm just rapping a tune uh,
I'm going crazy just like Luna.
Making babies as much as Aragog did,
A giant on campus just like Hagrid.
Jumping in the Black Lake goin headfirst,
Girls torturing me like a cruciatus curse.
Raised in spinners end, call it the ghetto,
I'll take you down like a whomping willow.
Turn it off like nox, turn you on like lumos,
this is the end just like the deathly hallows.
Call me a ship because I be wrecked,
rapping so good I don't use spell check.

I hope you enjoyed!

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