David Coleman: Funny Pick-Up Lines
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is your face hurting you?
'no'
oh, because its killing me....oh no wait?
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Kiss your hand 10 times then say your crushes name 15 times. Post on 2 vids. Look at your hand
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I wanna be the next Smith-Jackson email.
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Are you wearing spacepants? Cause your ass is out of this world
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You turn my software into hardware.
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Hey baby, did you just fart? cuz you blow me away :L
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Are you in to trees? Cuz i got hard wood
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Hey are you from subway cause u just gave me a foot long.
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hey baby the word of the day is legs. lets go back to my house and spread the word!
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I think my penis stopped breathing, do you know CPR?
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Hey babe, my dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?
BloodyPvp 1 year ago 25
from a random google search:
I figured it out. Smith-Jackson is a high ranking school official at Elan. He sends these e-mails out to all the students, which are usually dreaded by the students because they are bad news or a notice or something.... Well, I guess they had some robberies and rapes... I believe the pick up line was related to being the next subject of Smith Jackson's email notifying the school that another girl was raped....
ftc68 2 years ago 14