My job.

Audio: (in case you can't understand the retards I work with)

Bridget: "I'll stab you with the fork!"
Lexi: *Unknown audio* "See that's all she does!"
Bridget: *Obnoxious noise*
Lexi: Fat A! I'm gonna kill you, you fat A!!! (Lexi throws a marker at Bridget, not a knife, don't worry!)
*Laughter*
Lexi: "I'll hit you in your crotch!.....I'll hit you in your FAT CROTCH!" *more unknown audio, Lexi grabs knife from counter and holds it up* "I got a sharper one!
Bridget: *Grabs knife from the top of the refrigerator since we can't trust the kids with them at their level*
Lexi: "Hey! Put the knives down!
Krisha: "You have one too!"
Lexi: "It's wrong to put a kni- FRENCHIE YOU WANNA BE TALKING? YOU WANNA BE TALKING?!?" *Shakes knife in front of my face*
Bridget: "I'm gonna slit your throat..." *giggles*
Lexi: "I'll kick you in the crotch..?"
Bridget: "I'll slit your throat..!
Lexi: "I'll (cut or kick, can't tell which) your crotch in half..."
Lexi: *Obnoxious dinosaur screams*
Lexi: *To dog* "What are you lookin' at Orrs?"
*Pause...*
Lexi: "Hey m-I'm- STOOOOOP-UH! STOP-UH!! Stop...stop. Stay-"*video ends*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Demonic children
• knives
• slit your throat
• donuts
• nanny