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Uploaded by on Feb 13, 2007

Two days ago, this girl showed up naked at the Statue of Liberty. For Alan Bauer, it was love at first sight. Now, everyone is chasing her... trying to prove she's a mermaid. From the first laugh you'll be hooked.

Allen Bauer Thought He'd Never Find The Right Woman... He Was Only Half Wrong!

She Was The Woman Of His Dreams - She Had Large Dark Eyes, A Beautiful Smile And A Great Pair Of Fins.

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  • The saddest part is, if murmaids were real, they really would be treated like this....I hate the government.

  • Jesus, why does Alan have to be such a dick to her about it?!. I mean seriously, if I found out that the person I was dating was a mer-person, i'd think it was pretty cool. Now Alan's over here being a total jerk to Madison, when she never did anything wrong. That's who she is. Deal with it.

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  • He really is dumb. He's had sex with her but is afraid for her to touch him while she has a fin? Silly.

  • @theamazingfrogy nice nick name! how'd you think of that?

  • 8:47 - 9:04 Go Freddie!

  • @canaanaija What a dumb reporter there.

  • @psychokinrazalon Not to start a fight or anything, but I can guarantee I would not. I'm too open minded for that sort of thing but I will say if this was true, I would have a lot of questions and if I knew someone in Allen's shoes, I would envy him to death lol.

  • @archery411 Couldn't agree more. I hate watching how he treats her. This would be one of my childhood fantasies come to life, and to see her subjected to that sickens me. Ever since I was a little boy I always wanted to leap into the film and punch him for being stupid.

  • BTW Who else here HATES paparazzi?

  • Okay, thumbs this up so everyone can see it.

    You can't criticize Allen for not helping Madison. Human psychology is a greatly underrated subject. Allen figured that Madison's secret was exceptionally huge, but he never would've even COME CLOSE to guessing that it was the fact that she's a mermaid. He was simply too shocked by the revelation that she's not human to help her. If you saw something in real life that you thought could only exist in your mind, you'd behave EXACTLY like Allen did.

  • Alan is such a jerk, when people started to surround her, he just stood there and stared... she started screaming his name, but he did nothing.. he is such a dick.. i felt like screaming at him when i watched it.. >:(

  • Already talking about kids?? Great way to freak a girl out. Less than a week man. Less than a week.

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