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Aziz Ansari - Crush on a Waitress (Dangerously Delicious)

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Published on Apr 10, 2012

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  • frank1738rhcp

    frank1738rhcp 5 months ago

    "you have to take a picture with me and my puppy"

    so you ran into a redditor at a a bar?

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  • Aziz Ansari

    Aziz Ansari 2 months ago

    Man do I spit game, ladies watch out!

    -Aziz

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  • Kadin Elberes

    Kadin Elberes 6 days ago

    #yourinthecloset

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  • Kyle Robinson

    Kyle Robinson 1 week ago

    err yeah... because Carleton isn't already brown???

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  • sagitta262

    sagitta262 1 week ago

    I recognized him n said whats up and that i liked '30 min or less' - he acted like i was going to hit him or something... yeah thats a bitch.

    Like i said, fuck him.

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  • sagitta262

    sagitta262 1 week ago

    Yeah thats true, like being rich n famous and you still can't get laid? thats gotta suck.

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  • Kishern Charleswell

    Kishern Charleswell 1 week ago

    So that makes him a bitch?

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  • poppy seed

    poppy seed 1 week ago

    Hey man he's just another person, maybe he was having a shit day you don't know.

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  • sagitta262

    sagitta262 2 weeks ago

    Aziz Ansari is A FUCKING BITCH.

    Tried saying whats up to him, and he was so petrified that he walked away. Fuck him he sucks.

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  • Asredasarose224

    Asredasarose224 2 weeks ago

    "You have to take a picture with me and my puppy, but my puppy is back home we have to drive their NOW!"

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  • sydriam999

    sydriam999 3 weeks ago

    What can I say

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  • MotherOfTurds

    MotherOfTurds 3 weeks ago

    89 likes for the low price of four extra o's.

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