Scout - BoinK BonK (TiK ToK)

1000 rates. Nice stuff. :D

http://www.filefactory.com/file/a2fb61e/n/boink_bonk.mp3

Watch in 480p :D

Scout sings his version of TiK ToK by Ke$ha, featuring Heavy and Engie. I did the lyrics and edited the sound clips (boy was I getting sick of all the Scout's annoying ass taunts.)

Copyright information: TiK ToK property of Ke$ha and Dr. Luke.
Team Fortress 2 property of Valve.
Video idea, sound editand image edit credit to EnigmaEvocative
EnigmaEvocative credit to team

Lyrics:
I'm a force-a-nature
Go let's go! Play ball!
You're like a car crash in slow motion
You fat bald bastard! (Whoo hwoah!)
Would you look at you? I mean look at you!
Diagnosis? You suck! (hahaa)
I broke your stupid crap, moron!
Is, is anybody even paying attention to me?

Anyone else pushing this thing? thing?
Home freakin run, batta swing! swing!
Just caved in your skull, boing! boing!
Whoo!
Boom, I'm back, dummy! dummy!
Clock just got cleaned, rummy, rummy
Look at me, look at me, look at me!

Play ball, major league, push the frickin cart
Pop quiz, you and me, sorry behhh you're dead.
Ding dong, nice shot, I will never stop killing you
Yeah yeah yeah! (woohoo)
Go go go! (You seein' this?)

Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust
Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes
Now we doin' it!
Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!)
Woo woo woo wooh!

The freakin scout's a spy!
There's a spy over there!
Yeah I dare you rage quit,
you shape-shiftin rat.
Alright, go left, to the left, left left left
Go right, to the right, right right right
What the hell is you guys' problem?
Yo we should be goin that way!
Dammit!

March, you lazy bums! bums!
Spy wanna touch my gun, gun
What is your major malfunction, function
Ey!
I dunno who to thank first, me! me!
Oh what's up, didn't hurt, weak! weak!
Whoosh, ting, bam! I make it look easy
Need a dispenser here, need a dispe-

Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point
Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here.
Work, dammit! Keep it movin (get over here!) We pushin' this thing or what?
Keep pushin' it
Ah argh ah! (Woohoo!)
Ooh urgh uh ah! (Wicked!)

Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust
Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes
Now we doin' it!
Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!)
Woo woo woo wooh!

Ah jeez, aw cripes the cart
let's stop that thing!
Get on the freakin' point, dumbass!
Aw we are screwed
This sucks on ice
This does not look good here, aw crap
(x2)

You just got freakin' dominated, knucklehead, alright let's do this.

Let's go! Put 'em up pal, stand on the freakin' point
Let's waste 'em, aw jeez! I'm a freakin' blur here.
Work, dammit! Keep it movin (get over here!) We pushin' this thing or what?
Keep pushin' it
Ah argh ah! (Woohoo!)
Ooh urgh uh ah! (Wicked!)

Grass grows, birds fly, brutha I hurt people
This sucks, sucks on ice, push it! eat my dust
Boink bonk, eat it fatty, that's how failure tastes
Now we doin' it!
Yeah yeah yeah! (YES!)
Woo woo woo wooh!

Ding dong.

Category:

Comedy

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[jdement6]

the link in the description goes to megaupload.

this makes me so sad :(

[EnigmaEvocative]

@jdement6 Yeah I've been meaning to change it. RIP MegaUpload. I'll put it up somewhere else if I can find the original file.

[mxc725]

He can "sing" much better than Ke$ha.  He doesn't sound drunk.

[BloodDrinker1231]

LOOK AT MEE-E-E...scout is so much hotter then that kesha bitch

[SlateAngel]

This is a great workout song. Just try it next time you're in the gym x) Nothing's more motivating than the scout calling you a fat bald bastard.

[BigBlueDongs]

@EnigmaEvocative Please do, I have been dying to blast this shit in my car like a total 'tard. <3 Keep up your awesome work.

[ATacticalToaster]

this sucks- sucks-on-ice!

[unknownkiller00]

@harryo94 :3

[harryo94]

@unknownkiller00 not after this he isn't :)

[Starwarsrap1]

The words "Grass grows, birds fly, Brutus I hurt people"

The way he says it sounds familiar! Ive heard it somewhere else...

[unknownkiller00]

@mxc725 hes also a virgin :3

[tidus81]

This is great!