TODD WEEKS - MARTIAL ARTS MESSIAH!!!

Some things you may not know about Todd Weeks...
The cheif export of Chuck Norris is pain; but Todd Weeks' cheif export is DEATH!
While there may in fact be another fist beneath the beard of Chuck Norris, beneath the beard of Todd Weeks is another Todd Weeks.
In the Bible, Jesus turned water into wine. But then Chuck Norris turned that wine into beer. Then finally, Todd Weeks turned it into a quarter pounder with cheese and nine throwing stars.
Chuck Norris can get Blackjack with just one card. Todd Weeks can get it with a six-sided die.
On the SAT if you put Chuck Norris for every answer you will score over 8000. If each answer reads Todd Weeks, Harvard will simply mail you your degree of choice.

CHUCK NORRIS FEARS TODD WEEKS!!!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Todd
• Weeks
• Chuck
• Norris
• MMA
• WWE
• UFC

[meekstud]

I remember training with stupid hats. Them were the days. Laws now don't allow that kind of hardcore training. It's just too brutal.

[JIMBOND27]

What the fuc# is wrong with you people? Only a 2 star rating!?!?!?

[TheEagleFalls]

Someone plz send this to tosh.0!!!

[eddie66ism]

in chuck norris world there are ten million people, who live because chuck norris lets them, todd weeks well isnt it obvious

[79biggie]

bigbomber... I knew the DVD exsisted! I saw it many years ago.... Where can I find it?

[dannyinohio]

lol this guys the village idiot . thinks he is the next bruce lee

[DarkFottloch]

6 inch kick?

[YTwatchdawg]

So the martial arts messiah has hoarding disorder. Pom poms? This is a joke.

Id like to see the girl naked under me.

[S3TPROGRAM]

poor cat...

[S3TPROGRAM]

why............. 

[drewlingidiot]

Uh... yea.

I need 4 minutes of my life back, ty