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Uploaded by on Oct 16, 2009

Planet of Dinosaurs, now available on DVD at RiffTrax.com

http://www.rifftrax.com/dvds/planet-dinosaurs-dvd

When a spaceship full of hairy people crashes on an unknown planet, it's not enough that the surviving members look a lot like the Starland Vocal Band (it is a help, of course, but not sufficient for their survival). They must forge off on a non-stop mission of wandering around doing nothing in particular, not saying anything particularly noteworthy, and not looking particularly attractive or interesting. However, they do provide a tasty and nutritious snack for some pretty sweet looking stop-motion dinosaurs! Their routine deaths become a challenge to their intrepid captain, who prefers to rule by whining, equivocation and frequent "rest periods." This leaves him vulnerable to a coup by the crew's most hirsute member, Jim, who presses the enormous advantage provided him by what looks like a beard made out of 2-dollar-a-yard fun fur.

Kevin, Bill and Mike sharpen some sticks, put on their least smelly animal furs and prepare to poke at the Planet of Dinosaurs.

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  • At the end of the film it's no longer, Planet of the Dinosaurs it's Planet of the Douchebags.

  • lol, always hilarious

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  • 0:31 lol a caterpillar is taking a nap on her face.

  • Somebody, somewhere, PLEASE: PUT MIKE, BILL, AND KEVIN BACK ON TV!

  • Mike, Bill, Kevin...NEVER CHANGE, YOU GUYS.

  • @Iamafishproductions

    Lee was the captain, that brings us to Nyla,

    the aforementioned lady with the Rollie Fingers stache.

    They didn't need Dracula, they didn't need the Wolfman,

    I think you have this mixed up with the song 'The Monster Mash!'

  • Weeeeeeeell...

    Jim was a bearded guy, Michael had big teeth,

    Chuck refused to ever wear a shirt.

    And so did Cindy, but then she got eaten,

    and George Bailey said, "My mouth's bleedin', Burt!"

    Charlotte was hideous, until you got to thinkin',

    "At least she's not the chick with the flabby midriff!"

    And her name was Derna, she always drank a lot,

    and Harvey got gored and knocked over a cliff.

    (Cont'd)

  • Could some list the lyrics? This was wonderful

  • Planet Of The Dinosaurs Theme Song: watch?v=lDSuYaNL-Fc

  • This Is Hilarious To Me Because I Love This Movie!!!

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