Arnold Schwarzenegger Confessionator (Love Child Poem)

The Confessionator

I told "True Lies" after going "Raw Deal" for fear the "Collateral Damage" would include my marriage. It was several nights of Spanish rice and "Red Heat", her "Red Sonja" and my "Commando" we did "The Running Man" like "Conan The Barbarian" and on "The 6th Day" she said I'm pregnant and I'm keeping it. "The Terminator" won't get "Junior" to see "End Of Days" before day one. Instead you'll watch him from a far like a "Kindergarten Cop" protect him from any 'Predator" the new "Last Action Hero" looks just like you, You're practically "Twins". I tried to "Total Recall" my mistress and head for the chopper. Now she just may "Jingle All The Way" to the bank I'll be cool like Mr...Freeze, I won't chase her it's all over news now, to late to "Eraser"

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Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Arnold Schwarzenegger
• love child
• cheating
• maria
• divorce
• terminator 5
• Maria Shriver
• Mildred Patty Baena

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