Hard Gay Japanese Skit

The third skit rendition of American Idol, in this case Nihon no Idol, featuring Simon Cowell and special guest, Doyle san. In this episode, Hard Gay auditions for Nihon no Idol. Best skit ever.

Transcript:
Simon: Everyone! Japan Idol 3! I'm Simon Cowell, and over here is our SPECIAL GUEST!
Doyle: *WHAA WHAA* I'm Doyle.
Simon: I want a good singer.
Doyle: I can play guitar, but I can't sing. I also hope we can see a good singer.
Simon: You don't say? Later on, I'm going to a party.
Doyle: Sounds fun. I'll try and go.
Simon: Sounds good. Well then, first person, please enter!
HG: FUUUUUU!!! Doumo, Haado Gei Desu! Ah, Doyle-san! Come get me! Simon-san! Do you like my body!? Do you like my body!? OKAY! I've become white haven't I?
Doyle: I do not know you...
Simon: Be careful please, he may be a sexual offender.
HG: Sei sei sei! You really don't know me?
Doyle: really.
HG: I see. I am the man that helped open a Ramen shop! I am the man who corrected children's tastes! I am Hard Gay!
Simon: How about you sing?
HG: Okay! Music start! *sings Imagination song* Finished, FUUUUUUU!!!
Doyle: Interesting, but can you please do us the favor of leaving?
Simon: Yes, please.
HG: I see. Why did you dislike my song? I assure you, I practiced the song 5 times a week.
Doyle: Hard Gay, you only wear black clothes, you are a sexual offender, and your song was bad. I do not like Hard Gay.
Simon: That sounds good. At the time you started you song, I laughed.
HG: I see. You two are mean. But! I am a man that protects this world! I will not give up! OKAY!!!!! Complete, FUUUUUU!
Doyle: A weird person, right?
Simon: Yeah, shall we go to the party?
Doyle: Sounds good, let's go!
*RESPEKT KNUCKLES*

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Hard
• Gay
• Razor
• Ramon
• American
• Idol
• Japan
• Skit
• Sex
• Doyle

[slayer544]

not gay enough

[boifromoz]

please refund my bandwidth

[hellojamesq]

gt ppl kwn what is that song ?? nice



[sevenspirits777]

外国人の発音を聞いて本当に笑えた。。ははは

[hawijad]

SO fucking stupid get somfhing better to do... you know when you make movies like this its like 95% ppl will h8 you. ass hole face.

[Zanmato688]

dude that dude actually have to thrust your hips

[Lainforce]

Where is this?

[obscuredlittlekyo]

lame. completely lame.

[hyschara]

that could be part of the point :\

[DaSilvaMonkay]

although you do know much of the japanese language...the accent is just ruining it....maybe get some asian guys next time?

[vanakatsui]

Haha XD..... it's soooo funny^^