Conservatives to rewrite Bible

I can't even comment on it, it is so disgusting...it is bad enough that the bible was written by man for the express purpose of controlling other men, but the fact that people can sit there and watch as more people want to make what is already a tale of fiction to a greater tale of now red neck fiction. Hello rednecks, Jesus was a Jew, Jesus is a descendant of northern Africans like much of the Jews during that time, so the continuous beating of the drum and now the audacity of attempting to re-write anything so you feel better about it is just so disgusting.

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[stormjepperson100]

i thought re translating the bible is against god once again they prove they are hypocrites

[Smartassawhip]

People who want to get rich fall into temptation and a trap and into many foolish and harmful desires that plunge men into ruin and destruction. For the love of money is a root of all kinds of evil. Some people, eager for money, have wandered from the faith and pierced themselves with many griefs. But you, man of God, flee from all this, and pursue righteousness, godliness, faith, love, endurance and gentleness. (Timothy 6:9-11)

[5355vbxjbj76rvn]

"Frankly, the LOLCat Bible seems to be to be a more accurate translation than the abomination that they propose!!"

LOLCAT of 1 Timothy 6.10 - ...Fur de wub uf cheezburgerz is teh rewt uf awl keyndz uf evul.

CBP of 1 Tim.6.10 - ...For the love of money above all else is the root of numerous evils...

LOLCat Bible 1 - CBP 0

All we need now is a l33t Bible

[goldrays]

God already has someone to do that.

[HeyNonyNonymous]

I'd vote for anyone who gives me a kitten. There's good eating on these things.

[Smartassawhip]

Next thing you know they will be giving away free kittens at the airport in hopes of swaying new voters.