The Assuming Song

The Song were you assume stuff...
*For lyrics click more* (If you can't be stuffed to watch the video)




There was an old farmer who lived on a rock
he sat in the meadow just shaking his

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick
their feet in the water, their hands on their

Marbles and playthings and at half past four
there came a young lady, she looked like a

Pretty young creature, she sat on the grass
she pulled up her dress and showed them her

Ruffles and laces and white fluffy duck
she said she was learing a new way to

Bring up her children, so they would not spit
while the boys in the barnyard were shoveling

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt
while the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
he looked like a man with a sizeable

Home in the country with a big fence out front
if he asked her politely, she'd show him her

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
and maybe she'd let him grab hold of her

Small tender hands, with a movent so quick
and then she'd bend over and suck on his

Candy so tasty, made of butterscotch
and then he spread whipped cream all over her

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
if you think this is dirty, you can go **ck yourself.

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[Airforce071]

@tylah107

Yay more people joining in on the argument :D

[brokenblade45]

Brb, I have to go f**k myself.

[jOKeonthat1]

this is not an inappropriate it is awesome

[StreakyTheFurry]

cock, dicks, whore, ass, fuck, shit, cunt, cock, cunt, tit, dick, crotch.

All the bad words. Insert as necessary.

[saventhekidsavintime]

if you dont like this song you are bisexual



[kingofswag79]

haha

[deyna867]

Hey, dumbass. It's the ASSUMPTION song. NOT assuming song...

[CupcakeDreamz1]

hahahahahahahaha every time at i think he gunna say sumthing dirty at the end b4 he starts a new verse lllooool lmfao

[MapleEnterprise]

@WazzaGoat crick /krik/

Noun:

1. A pain or stiffness in the neck or back.

2. Creek.

Straight from a dictionary. Crick means creek.

[thesk8punk1]

It's called the assumption song dummy

[WazzaGoat]

@Airforce071 ahahahahaha just looked back at my comments and saw this video, wow what a heated arguement

[Urgoth40]

@Abramighty Guy saying 240p we meet again... .we meet again. And seriously, stfu about the quality