Here is my contest entry for Sailor Moon Abridged Contest #3
The contest said I could choose two scenes to write dialog for. The second one may be a little surprising.
---images used---
Sailor Moon Ep 50 pt 1: Mirror, Mirror on the Wall (English) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPTLS4tV1wk
---music used---
DIC Melvin Cue - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89cB4TVVwpM
---music and images used---
Sailor Moon Opening (English) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6_RZhh44NY
---Dialog in this video---
-Anne-- And then the handsome Prince leaned in close to the sleeping Snow White. He brushed his fingers across her ruby lips, then down the nape of her neck towards the zipper on her dress. Oh yes! This copy I got at the adult book store is much more interesting than the one at the school.
-Alan-- (actual show dialog) I don't think reading silly, old, fairy tales is useful. It's a big waste of time. We need to be thinking of ways to steal energy instead.
-Anne-- Says the guy who gets drunk every night watching Japanese gameshows. And how exactly is going to school helping us steal energy? Do we need a diploma to get a better energy-stealing job? Are we going to college too? Majoring in concurring the world; minor in music?
-Alan-- I'm not nearly drunk enough for this.
-Anne-- I'll check back in a half-hour. Mmm. If this is what humans in love do, then (actual show dialog) look out Darien my lips and I are coming after you! Then apparently I'll... Oh my! I don't think I can do that with dwarves watching.
-singers--- Fighting evil by moonlight,
-Luna-- Sure, if you can wake her.
-Serena-- Hey!
-singers--- Winning love by daylight,
-Raye-- Nobody loves her!
-Serena-- People love me.
-singers--- Never running from a real fight,
-Lita-- Heffer runs every time, yo.
-singers--- She is the one named Sailor Moon,
-Mina-- More like Sailor Moonpie. giggle
-singers--- She'll never turn her back on her friends,
-Serena-- Especially not Raye.
-singers--- She is always there to defend,
-Raye-- To defend her lunch!
-singers--- She is the one on who we depend,
-Ami-- She depends on us, actually.
-singers--- She is the one named Sailor...
-Serena-- You guys are all horrible.
-singers--- Sailor Venus!
-Ami-- Vacuous bimbo.
-singers--- Sailor Mercury!
-Raye-- We can't hear you!
-singers--- Sailor Mars!
-Lita-- People on Mars could hear you.
-singers--- Sailor Jupiter!
-Mina-- You're a giant.
-singers--- Secret powers are so new to her.
-Luna-- It's been months. Get use to it.
-singers--- She is the one named Sailor Moon,
-Mina-- Who?
-Lita-- Idiot.
-singers--- Fighting evil by moonlight,
-Serena-- Could we make it around noon?
-singers--- Winning love by daylight,
-Luna-- You mean when she's kissing her pilow?
-singers--- With the Sailor Scouts to help fight,
-Lita- We do all the work.
-Ami-- She gets all the credit.
-singers--- She is the one named Sailor Moon,
-Ami-- There's five of us you know.
-singers--- She is the one named Sailor Moon,
-Raye-- Stupid glory hog!
-singers--- She is the one... Sailor Moon!
-Serena-- Get it. It's my show, so stop making fun of me!
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