Cooking with Rappers

Cookin' with Rappers:
Is this thing on?
Yo, its ya boy Gingerbread
Now I know yall gangstas cant cook,
So Im here to teach yall some cookin lessons.
Now, I aint talkin about makin no koolaid
Or grape soda, or chicken.
Im talkin about makin real stuff,
Like French toast, and gingerbread cookies
Alright, now lets get to it
Cookin lesson number one:
Lets hit it

[Gingerbread]
Use a box mix man not outa a can
Throw me in a bowl whip me up like a sandman
two eggs, some milk, whip, an jus' let me soak man.
Next roll me up flat lookin like a waste band
Preheat the oven to a third of a thousand
Cookie cut me up, an put me right in a greased pan
If I'm in to long, we dont wanna call da fireman
in case I start burn, just throw on the kitchen fan damn
twenty in the oven 'ill get me a nice brown tan
take me right out let me cool like an Alaskan
Now take the part of a Secret Serviceman
guard me with ya life damn that's ya slogan
Back up, ten steps, you can have me at dinner man
You can't touch this I'm the gingerbread man damn

[Chorus]
Gingerbread man
cooked right in a pan
got a plate in my right
and some milk in my other hand
Who am Is?
Man, you can call me the cook man
always cookin' right from Pillsberry da dough man
My foods so magic, you can call me the shaman `
Hold up, new cook, I'm gonna throw it the spin man

[Spindozela]
Now I hops out my bed an my stomachs a grum-ba-lan
Wash my face but I put a new change to the daily plan
Cuz jus yesterday my moms ran outa spam
Ill handle it wit nothing other than 4 whites from egg-a-land
Digit!
Big Spins got his mind on some grubbin
Sit down at the table, ready an able for som lovin
Vege oil on the skillit, crack the eggs open an fill it
Flip em frequent as to not burn or even grill it
Cashuis Clay no, im the Rachel Ray of my time
Try to make some make some eggs like I say in my rhymes
Cuz I used to make the same thing ery day of my life
Told me, make or buy, cuz when makin you dont always get it right
Moms said Spin set the silverware now
I sit down an shovel the food in my mouth somthin like a plow

[EZ Bake]
Easy Bake, easy, easy easy bake, easy bake,easy easy bake, easy bake on the mic

Look at my pants and youll see a really big buldge
How can you bake a cake with easy bake bulb
For years Ive been in and out of the culinary school
Flour is my crack and the oven is my tool

I make the earth quake when Im cooking in the kitchen
It come easy to me like a cave man gone fishing

As I puts on my oven mit im ready for the food
Slides out the pan because it was properly lubed
Now I must conclude dat I am the dude..
So dont mess with my cooking attitude

[Chorus]

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[chavcentral1]

this is cool watch my videos the will make lol atleast once

[kigtutndaflesh]

CHECK OUT "COOKIEMAN HYPHZ" STUPID SWAGG VIDEO MORE COOKING MUSIC.NEW SWAGG ARTIST!

[groovergabe]

rhyming man w/ man you tripping

[pissymcfit]

o my days that third nigga was funnier

[pissymcfit]

that second nigga that was funny shit right there

[glen16nets]

lol some funny shit

[dekio]

lol dope

[txredneckhillbilly]

LOL. Funny as hell!! hahahaha.

[waynemorinjr]

I'm going to place it on my TV Show & Live Streaming Webcast for Jan*** with more of your guys older stuff!