Grind

Remember that song I told you Summergale and I started months ago?

We finally did too. We finished it up this weekend, and here it is!

A parody of Busta Rhymes "Break Ya Neck"

Enjoy
-Nyhm

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http://www.lulu.com/content/paperback-book/upside-downside-up/7702245

Lyrics

Check it out, see,
the only thing you need to do right here is,
just grind your freakin' bar!
Grind your freakin' bar, playas!

Here we go now
Here we goin' now
Here we goin' now
Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now
Grind it away, grind it away, grind it away now
Just grind it away, playa!

Check it out now
[Verse 1]
Tell me what you gamers wanna do (level man)
Grind wit a playa, grind wit me
Just grab your little bitty sword and play this ditty
Killing mobs by the packs in the AOE
If you really wanna level, kill some mobs
Take a tip, pull 'em green like it's a robbery
Else your hitpoints gone and ya MP gone
Like the prom queen you'll be droppin' rapidly
(Come on) Come on (Come on) Oh yea Tell me where the monster be at (Oh no!)
Wearin' a dress damn right I still grind
In a caster gown and the chicks on my staff (Oh Nyhm!)
XP Bar, y'all playas grind all day
Like a kid in a shop
Y'all playas know every time I grind blues
I'm killin' monsters, the NPCs and the pop
(Someone explain me this)
Y'all playas know when we low killin' pigs in the slop
They reskin it on top call it elite it gotta stop...(pause)
No money, so no respec for me
All my playas got mad respect for me
Everybody be levelin', drop that quest
And grind that neverending bar with me

[Chorus]
Just level to this gamester track
And watch the XP stack
Recline yo' seat, no time fo' sleep
Complete that bar and then repeat

So nod yo' head and
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar until you level
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar playa
Grind that bar

[Verse 2]
Move along now. That bar is ground playa!
When I rez back 'cuz ya know I done ground ta death
Y'all gamers all know how it is
When ya bang out a level and a fresh bar greets with a laugh
(Forty five, DING!!) Just be quiet boy, ain't no need to announce
We can't congratulate a playa with a name that no one here can pronounce
Go level up jus' a little an' be bigger every time
A noob figure he's bigger but he's little 'n' small (uh huh)
And the way we grindin' and creepin'
Real playas never log we jus' stall
I said GRIND (Come on!)
In the day time and the night when ya playin' along
Well just bang this track up on ya comp
Put the nubs in check while another sucker beggin ta know
See the way we speed right through (when we speed right through)
We always be dingin' a lot, again and again
And make a playa neva wanna stop {*Pause*}
Betta hide yo' orcs, yo' sheeps
All my playas put yo' grindin suits on
And gather up your guildies playa
You know you gotta get yo groups on
All my gamers wit' the pace (aiyyo!)
Wave them staves high now, and the way we grind it out
Make a playa wanna give the game another try now
Whatchu really wanna do?
Not break a sweat, and level slowly like ya blind, kid? (ah hoo)
All my playas double click break yo' keyboard and keep on grindin'

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
When I go toe to toe with the grind, I be holdin' a sword
In the woods and I'm choppin' it down
Killin' everything, moving level like an elevator
Me 'n' Summergale killin' every gator around
(To level UP!!) Yeah, I'm up
Health is green like I'm Link 'cuz you know I done potted it up
I'd whack a seal wit a club
Again if it respawns, long as I'm levelin' up
And I'd kill a little swine! and I'd kill a little monk!
And I'd kill a little skunk! (Come on!)
It'll give ya playas some shit
That'll make you wanna port to sell yo' junk (Come on!)
No money, so no respec for me
All my playas got mad respect for me
Everybody be levelin', drop that quest
And grind that neverending bar with me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Nyhm
• Summergale
• Warcraft
• WoW
• Madcow
• Studios
• Grind
• Parody
• Comedy

[MyClubpenguin1000]

thumps up if u want little birdies and flowers on ur shoulders?

[JSimonTV]

@melsody No, I'm watching this in fucking 1362.

[Riikimaru07]

Missing summergale :<

[MyClubpenguin1000]

o.o

[ForeverAndAlways098]

@MyClubpenguin1000 i actually do! would look awesome ;)

[PantsOfSisterBee]

HOLY SHIIIIIT!

[jotathenoble]

@melsody So... if i'm watching this, I need to thumb your comment up? Nah, i'll press de negative button 'cuz is closer to my cursor naw.

[melsody]

THUMBZ UP IF U WATCH THIS IN 2012!!!!!

[Anlushac11]

ROFL I was just talking to a friend about why cant I find just a simple suit of armor and not all the gaudy and ostentatious armor pieces that would be impractical in real life.

[Zanguza]

@sharalennforthewin He does.