Jays Rap

WARNING *Contains profanity* WARNING

From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (Kevin Smith, 2001), A very low budget version of a very low brow scene.

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• Jay
• Bob
• Rap
• Edge
• HIll

[TheOriginalKinzu]

fuck you

[michaelconquest]

Indeed it was a difficult shoot. We had to swim across a vast ocean made of liquid silver. We found ourselves washed ashore on a bizarre land. Everything was purple, even the bananas!! So we ate a feast of cheese and pickles, I'm not such a fan of pickles but my parter was and he demanded pickles.

[michaelconquest]

ok, I have no understanding of what you have written, but i'm sure it's very clever. Well done

[mcxMendoza]

its funny how "michaelconquest" tries to play off the insults, when in fact they do hurt his feelings to the point where, i hope, he commits a long violent painful mandatory suicide, for this horrible impression of the FUNNY Jay. he must've st-st-st- stuttered 14 times, u joke, fucking faggot with poetry, please have someone upload the video of which u are martyred, u asshole.

[michaelconquest]

Well you make some very valid points in your argument. I like how you wrote in a stuttered manner to ensure everyone would understand, well done. I loved the alliteration also, very nice touch although the word faggot is a bit boring, and as a homosexual I get called that all the time so it doesn't really offend me anymore. The work on suicide was good, but not graphic enough more description is needed. Overall a good effort 8/10

[friutcake94]

wow your such a fucking loser!!

[michaelconquest]

Yes, you are right. I see it now, my life is pointless i shall end it all, after the witching hour i shall be no more. Thank you for opening my eyes to my shallow and worthless life. My existence is simply a drain on society and that is a sad reality i have faced thanks to you.

[XinhoEdloko]

fail...D=

[lions4life2]

Also to forced. 

[lions4life2]

To serious.

[brittnyann798]

um... yeah

[tallnbeautifulone]

hes readin somethin next to tha camera guy

[69FTWTristonFTW69]

You guys are fags.

[tonilando]

so shit

[matjackson1986]

<3 this

[JOSHBATTLE]

You go too fast! -.- and shit camera

[toffart]

What the fuck is this?

[kelsehhhh]

WOW...WTF.lmfao