Henleys? Fuck off. A short song by Elro (Ian Llewellyn-Rowe)

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Everything I rap about in this one is actually true.

This song is dedicated to gormless aggressive people who wear Henleys.

Its not particularly funny but I think it has an important message.


LYRICS:

Whats the difference between me and you?
Probably like 10 GCSEs and A Levels too.
Whats the difference between me and you?
Probably casual racism and political views too.



It was like couple weeks ago right,
we were chilling and shit,
minding our own business talking,
trying to find somewhere to sit. but..

it was busy so we were drinking a bit,
When a cocky kiddy walked past, acting a tit.
So my mate said hey dude, is your name dave?
And the kiddy replied no, with a frown on his face.
then he turned round and walked back to the table with his mates.
Conversing, and staring, like a fucked up blind date.

A minute or two passed, right, and they kept staring over.
Staring, at my face like I was Anna Kournakova,
Did these kids wanna fight me? Or just fuck me on the sofa.
It all became clearer, as the Henley cunt got closer.

Scowling and growling, like a jew without his Kosher.
The kid was popping his chest out and flexing like a poser.
He was staring at my mate, and then he started running over.
punched him in the face, but I was stone cold sober.

They chucked the prick off, gave him a powerful hurl,
I would punched him but im built just like an adolescent girl.
The bigger the chest, the bigger the prick, the more the boy gets girls.
Huh, sums it up its all the same in this world.

I'm sick of these Dipshit gits and thick skulled pricks,
who lift bricks in a high vis vest, and act like a tit.


THANKS FOR WATCHING!

Category:

Comedy

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• rape
• dear
• god
• getting
• rejected
• rap
• elro

[xStoodleyySFCx]

"Im not hard enough to fight you but.... i know ... some one whos's well 'ard...

[KayLash2011]

@EliteHotRodSniper

Dr Dre - What's the difference

If anyone dare comment back and tell me Sean paul and Blu Cantrell used it first i'll slap you.

[theskylinegtr1]

@chillifarmerjoel

It's just a brand man chill, I used to think the same (that everyone that wore Henleys were dickheads) They are good quality clothes but are pretty pricey. I agree that alot of scum wear it but it doesn't mean that all people that wear it are cocks. LOL

[chillifarmerjoel]

Dude, I'm in Sydney Australia and we have the same problem here. I'd gladly give a punch in the face to any c#nt wearing henleys. Nightclub owners are refusing entry to lads wearing henleys. It's just a big sign on you saying" yea,I'm a dero and i wanna rob ya and I'm an uneducated nothing with nothing to lose" ....F#ck those c#nts!!

[MAJEST1C1988]

Mates sat here wearing henleys so i had to play :)

[7harveyguest]

LOL WHAT A LAD!

[grimeconnorsafc]

i remember when you were bringing out a freestyle every other day, hope you dont die out like v double o, your fucking amaizing

[AudioCase]

well nice.

[ClearlyDamnDecent]

He reminds me of Chris from Skins

[shanewuzz92]

@KayLash2011 good lad

[dianebond65]

ha ha well good x

[b1ghairymosher]

Normally into heavy metal and rock but you are a musical genious!