My Vagina - NOFX

My vagina has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My vagina hardly even used

My vagina's got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond

Operation successfull
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians

Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
Theres nothing finer than having a vagina

Category:

Music

Tags:

• NOFX
• My
• Vagina
• Punk
• Rock

[Riot1TV]

I'm actually transgendered, and I find this very offensive.

Who the fuck am I kidding. I don't care that I'm a flat out occasional trannie, this song is fucking great.

[mrjoeyshit]

haha singing this to yourself when its stuck in your head and your on the bus will guarantee you some strange looks.

[TheWOParmy]

@mrjoeyshit I was doing that at school. i got some funny looks from the skater douchebags best day ever

[DarkFury1985]

@mrjoeyshit Guarantees strange looks; but gives you a lot of personal space (And a lot of amusement)

[TheFlimOfFlam]

@mrjoeyshit yea but you get different looks if your a guy or a girl(:

[insectsinmyclothes]

@TheInFormer500 Meh, probably true, I'm not always the most coherent of people. Very strong headache medicine does that to a person.

[TheInFormer500]

@insectsinmyclothes the last one

[insectsinmyclothes]

@TheInFormer500 Mm, which one?

[TheInFormer500]

@insectsinmyclothes lol your statement makes no sense?

[lastminuteresistance]

This song sums up my life.

[insectsinmyclothes]

@JAMES1980DAVIS *I guess some other people like women who look masculine. Androgyny ,in my opinion, is hot though (sometimes), but that's different form looking masculine.. Haha, sorry I couldn't help very much with your question, I guess it's just what some people are in to: masculine looking people with tits and cunts :)