Anal Hyperventilation

Over 100 farts in a row, some involving a very scary freestyle technique which sounds as if it's breathing in and out. It clearly isn't very good for me and can seriously make a mess of my pants... but at least it's on tape.

Hohoho


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[StickyFingerz420]

I could only imagine if a robber broke into your house while you were doing this. I think he would shit HIS pants.

[FartMarster]

Imagine what the postman thinks.

[Iamratherdashing]

that there is talent. i totally wish i could do this in real life. i would entertain myself for the rest of my life with a skill like this

[FartMarster]

and you'd annoy the hell out of your Mum with the dirty laundry

[SiebeSniper]

at 0:32 a big shit stain said hello to your undies

[tekren6]

Has anyone ever walked in on one of your fart sessions?

[Oneversal]

notice the "prayer position" and at the end, realizing the need to shut the camera, butt not too quickly, i've got a fucking headache from lol

[Theshittybeatles6969]

I LOVE YOU

[veyronman]

check out the mac on the wall. blatantly a flasher

[THEGUYS2014]

if this is real, this man deserves a handshake or two!

[666lonny666]

Over 100 farts in a row, some involving a very scary freestyle technique . LOL!!!!!!! freestyle LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[sorskilla]

Ok. What the fuck did I just watch?

[Ozee95]

at 1:08 it's like the end of a ketchup bottle

[CrazyForChocolate101]

is it even possible to fart like that?!

[315tonka]

yo i iterally laughfed myself to tears ... aand thats the very first time for me to do that