How to Survive a Knife Threat
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@MattMMMan17 Chuck Norris , how many years are you ? 70 ?
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اشكركم مرة ثانية واتمنى لكم الابداع والتواصل الدائم والنجاح الباهر .......وشكرأأأ
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عاشوا ااا يا ملووووووك تحياتي لكل االمنتدى من اعضاء وتحية خاصة لادارة المنتدى ومبروك عالتغيير .......وشكراأ
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@MadManWithMoney we used to live with him and he beat his dog so we left and turned off the power and now hes hella mad and found us IM SERIOUS REPORT IT IF U HEAR ABOUT IT
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i have a mongol gang mamber outside my motel room right now in redding califronia and im 14 boy with my mom and im hella scared i know the guy and he always carries a knife no joke im fuckin shaking in a 14 year old boy gets killed/ goes missing or a woman named shelley williams goes missing tell someone it was a guy named JASON LAWSON
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U know why i clicked this ? cuz the dad of a friend of mine was stabbed in the chest two hours ago and i want to defend myself if that happens to me !
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a male who has never dreamed of being kicked in the balls or dick real hard will fall down into crouching position after cutting her neck too much that she goes into a grave . a male should always tell the sexy lady he is stealing from that he won't harm her with that knife meaning she can take the knife off him and all he can do is wrestle to get the handbag BUT a male that calls abuses her with nasty words like calling her a lady dog he will try and kill her if she kicks him in the dick balls
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if a sexy lady kicked me in the balls or the dick : )-
while i got a knife to her neck i'll enjoy the pain that i have been dreaming of this day all my 26 years i have been alive and the dream never goes away .
i'll put the knife away and grab her neck from behind with my arms and sit her down GENTLY and tell her to throw her handbag onto the floor then i'll let go grab her handbag walk away not run because running will bring the pain in my balls or dick to come on .
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just give him everything he asks then when he is running away " who chasing who ? "
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run slowly after him the only two easy targets are his head and his bum , his running too fast remember his backside is tense avoiding damage from you ,
for people who don't enjoy harming strong people you have no choice he has a knife , follow him every run then when he stops PUNCH HIM IN HIS SPINE AS HARD AS YOU CAN OR THE BACK OF HIS NECK OR IF HE TURNS AT YOU KICK HIM IN HIS KNEES REAL HARD .
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@MurdacCases I don't play videogames anymore..^^ :D
If the attacker is Chuck Norris, there is no surviving.
MattMMMan17 10 months ago 130
@tutoriales3minutos just pull out an ak-47
metalsonic120 10 months ago 45