Santa Claus Conquers The Martians (1964) - Full Movie

The Martians kidnap Santa because there is nobody on Mars to give their children presents.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (also titled Santa Claus Defeats the Aliens) is a 1964 science fiction film that regularly appears on lists of the worst films ever made. It is regularly featured in the "bottom 100" list on the Internet Movie Database, and was also featured in an episode of the 1986 syndicated series, the Canned Film Festival. It was directed by Nicholas Webster, and it stars John Call as Santa Claus. It also includes an 8-year-old Pia Zadora playing the role of one of the Martian children.

The film took on newfound fame in the '90s after being featured on an episode of the comedy series Mystery Science Theater 3000. It became a holiday staple on the Comedy Central cable channel in the years following its 1991 premiere, helping it become one of the series' most popular episodes. It has since found new life again in the 2000s having been riffed by Cinematic Titanic, which includes five former cast members from MST3K, as of November 2008.

The film recently passed into the public domain, making it legal for it to be posted online or broadcast in its entirety without licensing charges.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians is in the public domain and can be downloaded here for free:
http://www.archive.org/details/santa_claus_conquers_the_martians

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[McDeathification]

LOLOLOL THIS IS SO BAD IT'S GOOD.

I have a request of a movie for you to upload... not sure if it's a part of public domain, but could you upload an old 60's movie called It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world?

[cheater87]

I remember this on MST3K. ^_^

[McStewbeef]

this is RE DONK U LISS

TOTALLY OFF THE SANITY CHAIN

WTF WERE THEY THINKING? WHAT WERE THEY SMOKING? HOW DID THEY THINK THIS WAS A GREAT IDEA? commercialism and consumerism needed some way paving I guess. Just Imagine the retarded producer probably actually made money off this piece. Its a retarded world we live in. Broken brains. Brain dead children of brain dead parents gather round and take this shit seriously. No. Only good to make fun of. ty for posting this example of sickness

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Septober!!!

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Hey did you see Pia Zadora????  ( in the credits ! )

[cannibalisticyoyo]

My brother and I saw this on mystery science theater. :)

[LJnandSrada]

@WolfeBear The credits say that Girmir (or however they spelled that - the martian girl) was played by Pia Zadora.

[420protoman]

the old martian with the cane is the best part lol, watch AVGN review this movie. it's hilarious

[Devoguy]

Time for my holiday tradition! Hooray for Santy Claus!

[ZX2ManDave]

Whenever your children are bad you can punish them by making them watch this movie.

[SRNF]

What the ............fuck

[WolfeBear]

to the fella who led me to this one: you musta been having an april fool moment, or you don't seem to know that Pia Zadora wasn't even born then!!