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Uploaded by on Oct 19, 2006

I speak some Fake Chinese, French, Italian, Russian, Spanish, German and Japanese in the hope that someone will reciprocate with some Fake English!

Chinese:
Wo jiao piang xie? Da tian jiang ger pang ma! Xie ming ma chen ge la. Ne fan de shun weng she.

French:
La maricot de la francheuse est la botonnaisse et la botteneuse. Tot pa plattannie? To pa plattonisme. Hein? Noreune les oides terrianal.

Italian:
Della ma groppoforma di papaligia. E fangelli ma trima, costo mosto: agalla mosto. Pi trima, pa trima.

Russian:
Yuvesh boytnik, graznik -- bohpamoshet badnya. Zet yon a yevleskou groynik. Lepni zet bevchenkski.

Spanish:
Los jungames pala muenos. Copa del jumos pi zampistas: pi querames, pi pleyames, pey gustarañes. !Pi taballyama, pi codo¡

German:
Das grumfph ist peine keirschminte, peine greutzenschtepp. Greutzenschtepp ist peine schweirmarke.

Japanese:
Gore no ho kakkamatsu, gun makahashimu jo. Kotero unitasu hanashi ma? Kaitu moroka. Hun.

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  • Oh dear god.

    People, if you're fluent in one of these languages, don't say how he failed, he wasn't even speaking the actual language. My god.

  • If they don't speak english, how are they gonna understand you wish?

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  • You failed at spanish lol. It's just that I've heard better fake spanish.

  • really good

    

  • I'm an the smart now them gonna sin

  • You were actually speaking Russian, ADMIT IT!

  • lol...dude..idk about other languages u faked..but your "chinese" is wayyyyy off...sounds a little bit like Vietnamese tho...

  • Lol that's what they sound like to me too xD

  • Fake spanish was bad. To make fake spanish sound good make up words that rhyme with siento and you shall be ok

  • Synecdoche

  • @jdgannonable ok, if you say so... but I would never imagine that! haha

  • Wow I did not know Spanish sounded like that. It kind of has a lot of "P" and "ñ" and when I speak it i do not really think I pronounce them

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