The Aristocrats

[Warning: Turn your speakers down if you are within earshot of anyone who you wouldn't want to have a conversation about anal bleeding with.]

My telling of "The Aristocrats" joke as a drunk Russian. Blame my childhood. I did this all improv'd and off the top of my head.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• The
• Aristocrats
• Joke
• Vulgar
• Offensive
• Drunk
• Russian
• Golden
• Shower
• Fisting
• Corn
• Snot
• Rocket
• Vodka
• Racial
• Stereotype
• Talent
• Agent
• Transvestite
• Buttfucking
• Bleeding
• Chloroform
• Strap-on
• Nostrils
• Monkey
• Coconuts
• Glass
• Milk
• Drinking
• Bionic
• Little
• Girl
• Arm
• Donkey
• Punch
• Squeeze
• Machine
• Simulate
• Sperm
• Yogurt
• Dancing
• Persian
• Clarinet
• Power
• Plant
• Skull
• Fractured
• Stabbing
• Wound
• Eating
• Shards
• Making
• Out
• Peeing
• Defecating
• Diarrhea
• Crying
• Shoot
• In
• Head
• Laugh
• Clapping
• Blue
• Dead
• Cyanide
• Frederic
• Chopin

[ITCHYtriggafinga0]

claw /klɔ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [klaw] Show IPA

noun 1. a sharp, usually curved, nail on the foot of an animal, as on a cat, dog, or bird.

[BullarkyITB2]

Good to know.

[emeryemery]

Wow, nice tell.

[BullarkyITB2]

Thanks!

[siamesegunnns]

poop and yogurt... HAHAHA

[BullarkyITB2]

Sounds delicious, yeah? Lol.

[aveclamer]

this always makes me smile, i love you<3

[RifeOran]

<33333

[aveclamer]

i fucking love you, dillon.

[BullarkyITB2]

I'm glad you enjoyed it. Thanks for watching. =)

[BullarkyITB2]

Thank you! That's a pretty appropriate response to what I was aiming for, haha. Glad you were entertained.

[unlvcrjchick]

Wow, I actually cringed at a few parts. However, to balance it out, I also laughed out loud many times. In other words, an EXCELLENT job!