A Love Ballad

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music and lyrics by Bo Burnham

She got me with her looks, she got me with her stare,
Bright blue eyes and her long blonde hair,
From the start it was easy to see,
This was the girl for me.

who cares if she was 83.

She could make me silent, make me shout.
And she drove me wild with those dentures out.
When we ate people said we were rude,
cause i had to pre-chew her food.

Her skin was saggy from her feet to her face,
I put my hand up her skirt...second base!
We made love adn the more i thrust,
the more the room was covered in dust.

Then one day i felt i chill
as i woke up from our bed
she was lying there real still,
my little lady was already dead.
the wake happened on a saturday night,
I just sat there and bowed my head.
A little girl was one my right,
Crying because her grandma was dead.

and that little girl she...

Got me with her looks got me with her tears,
Feminine beauty beyond her years,
From the start it was easy to see.
That was the girl me.

Who cares if she was only 3.

copyright boburnham

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• love
• ballad
• Guitar
• Song
• funny
• old
• sexual

[9844Veronica]

Internet Pedophiles ?

Omfg ! He Said Hi To Me :D

[salpalchrist]

i wonder what lucky girl has bo burnhams virginity

[cameforthevids]

why the fuck is this the first time I'm seeing this!

[prettyboyswag42]

Awwh he winked at me!

[ducktaco48]

@cwaltemyer bo burnham is like 6 foot 5

[CoralSynchroGirl]

You are so cute and so funny omg i love all your videos!

[cwaltemyer]

Does his head look enormous?

[JustinNuchanasaurous]

The room was covered in dust lol thats so grody

[mrm14airsoft]

@salpalchrist probably one of the girls he sings about in this song

[LauraJeannieJimenez]

Pedaphilia...

[MonkeyVision96]

Bo Burnham: the only man who can get away with songs about banging 3 year olds, the KKK, Helen Keller, and more.