BUILD YOUR OWN "G 8-VENUE"

In times when the Da Vinci-Code has been cracked, it should not be any longer a secret that "G 8" is the code for the last effort to protect the North against human floods from the South — "The Last Stand" as we fans of Western movies use to call it — or: Heiligendamm — "The Dam of the Saints"!
To achieve the desired complete security, us common people will have to rely on "DIY".
In my experience, solutions to complex matters of life or death can best be resolved with a trip to your local DIY-store.

TODAY: BUILD YOUR OWN "G 8-VENUE"

Procure:
1. One wireframed composter, 100x100x80 cm, galvanized, tool-less fixing system —
can be erected by a single person without specialist tools (note: builders gloves will protect from minor injuries through metal shavings)
2. Two sealable glass jars, look for discount offers
3. Two dust cloths, see above.

Assemble the 4 fence panels into a square enclosure thereby creating in your back yard a mini-representation of the G8-VENUE. Position yourself in the centre of the cage. When absent leave a glass jar with your personal scent-sample.

This must be harvested from under your left armpit by means of 1 dust cloth to remain in contact with your skin for at least 10 minutes. The second glass jar containing a further scent sample taken from under your right armpit should be deposited as a precaution with your local police station. Both jars are to be permanently labeled with all your personal data.

Thank you for your attention! I would appreciate the dissemination of this idea!
Yours sincerely, Klaus Juergen Schmidt
www.radiobridge.net

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