Big Fenn

They call me Big Fenn, and my bits are bigger than the tower, Is your name Rose? As you're as pretty as a flower. Or is your name Tony, As you look Grrrreat, but the girls never look bovvered just like Catherine Tate. They call me the river James, and the ladies know I'm longer, and I'm crazy with my kicks, that's why they call me Mr. conga. Jules not a judge Fox not a doctor, and you shouldn't let Colin McRae, fly your helicopter, The only time, you'd get sucked off, is on the edge, of a train station platform And in the bedroom, you're like Amy Winehouse, pre-death, because you can't preform Recognise these chords, well you've heard them, because I've stole them, from Bo Burnham I want to move you with music, just life Freddy Mercury, But unlike him, you've probably never heard of me And there's another difference, though we share the same goals, Fredy MC used to touch all our souls (Arse holes) So rich eminem, and so angry its absurd, the only time I get angry, is when I'm with some birds. And it's because, of all the Rhianna's, that our kids today, are turning into slappers. Singing about, whips and chains, the whole world, has just gone insane. I can break this song down, like this it was made of LEGO, and if you're holding onto your conscience then please could you just let go. I'm like a Vietnamese ware child, because I'm on fire, and unlike Pinnochio I ain't no liar. She was a cutie, with a real nice booty, that's right a Beauty, me and her were getting tooty fruity. She was so lovely, with hair running down her back, none on her head, and plenty on her rack. Are you tit's metallic, as whenever I Cu, I copper look at them, wish your top was see through. If I went out with you, they're the breast I've ever seen. After me you'll need a sign, Slippery floor as you'll be wet, and I'll be the 50 first dates, that you'll never forget. I don't do drugs, but I like your crack, here's a question, is Rebecca Black? You're so incredibly hot I think I might combust could I just come on your bust. The asteroid belt is undone, As there is a full moon, Uranus, and Saturn's ring too. On the sneak, I'm sort of a geek, I can tell you the James Bond films in order, and all the countries on Switzerland's border. And I've also got, obsessive, compulsive, disorder. But I have to call it, CDO, as all the letters must alphabetically go.That's right, I sometimes talk like Yoda, and I've got a soul, but real small shoulders. The only time I work out, is sums in maths, and please don't even mention, my complete lack of abs. But I'm all right, I'm a pro teen, even though I'm, not on protein. Still a sex God, like Charlie Sheen, don't believe me your relatives know what I mean. That's right Son, Your nan knows, 'cas I took her, down to Nando's. I had a portion, of saggy breast, then took that chicken, back to her nest. There's no such thing, as going to far, unless your near, your girlfriends arse. Come on girls, there's no reason to pout, it looks abnormally weird like half your face's got gout. Don't be embarrassed, of what you do, it couldn't be worse, than the film speed 2. Which in my opinion, was worse than Auschwitz, combined with being on a camel, when you've got the shits. You think I'm mad? You've got no Idea, there's more junk in my mind, than there is in IKEA. If I was in the army, the only way I'd rank, is if my name was Jonathan Ross and the rank would change to... I'm a writer, not a fighter, and I won't bite you, Like Ed from Twilighter. You know he has, the time of his life, When its Elizabeth's time of the month. The complaints are going to flood in, as if it was a tsunami, but how are you going to take me, I've got two whole armies. You can't go in my back room, as that room is private, So why don't you come round the front, and just play with my privates. Boys call me 4 eyes, but the girls know I've got 5, and please just humour me, and say it doesn't matter about size. When I'm with a lady, I'm better than Joe Swash, as I can win it, in under a minute. I might get into politics, as I love to be in parties, and I might be a cannibal, as I'm always eating Smarties. I don't understand recycling, as I love an old bag, I mean your Gran was 72, and she's the best I ever had. Are all puppets gay, as they've got a hand up there arse, poor them though I bet it's awkward, when they want to release gas. I can't read women's feelings, as I am Icliterate, and I would've stayed with you, if you hadn't bitten it. Even though my dick tastes sweet, you didn't have to chewwit, you could've stayed with me, but you went a blew it. I've been looking in a dictionary, for the meaning of life, be careful you don't get cut, as my wits as sharp as a knife.

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[DDJThomas01]

Thumbs up

[thekingdomoffenn]

@DDJThomas01 cheers man

[purseprincess96]

Bo Burnham is better but you're pre good :)

[thekingdomoffenn]

@purseprincess96

you're right :p thanks

[LukeEllisIsland]

because of this you have my sub

i hope you do more

[thekingdomoffenn]

@LukeEllisIsland Thanks for the sub,

Whenever I get time or inspiration I'll do more!

[thekingdomoffenn]

@OhJimoli

hey thanks, yeah I need to get a chorus or something going.

cheers for the comment!

[OhJimoli]

great song man and ur singing is good 2! but just as a constructive suggestion, the timing of ur singing to the piano could be practiced and maybe make the music a little more punchy i guess. may fit the exellent song writing

[thekingdomoffenn]

@sheepdog2c7

No No No! you're supposed to watch this and think you could do sooo much better and make your own rap/video! This is such a poor effort from me!

Thanks for the support though!

[sheepdog2c7]

For a first attempt, this is fucking incredible! I've been trying to write a rap for over a year and haven't got anything like this! Thank you for helping me realise, I was NOT supposed to write music!