How to Sell Anything to Anybody

Persuading someone to buy is not always as easy as it sounds. Follow these steps to get your products moving off the shelves.

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• succeed
• sell
• product
• marketing
• customers
• market
• business
• information
• anything
• money

[YJunj13]

ummm how do I sell my virginity?

[toasty303]

step 1: breast implants

step 2: ?????

step 3: profit!

[asang84]

Now you can get $ daily just work at home ! google imearn.weebly !

[Victor1234paul]

how to sell a needle to a hobo

you will nead:

a needle

a hobo

optional:plastic gloves

step 1:Stick the needle in the hobo's ass

-you can use some plastic gloves,if you think you gan get dirty

step 2:stick it deaper

step 3:say that you coud pull it off,for some cash

Did You Know?-Milk comes from cows

[FIGUREitup]

step 1. buy a gun

step 2. threaten to kill the person if they dont buy your product for a insanely high price

step 3. your a billionare

[rasheedlewis1]

dammit, my dog still won't buy my used condoms

[pixieperfect1000]

so i can sell a bird to a worm/?

[manrajdhanda]

I did all these steps, but my brother refuses to buy my vibrator :(

[GameFreak6708]

Thanks, I sold my dads house for $3 and a moldy sandwich.

[sAv3Myk1Ds]

easier way: just give it to the first person who drops by without letting them give it back to you.