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Uploaded by on Jun 14, 2009

Davenport Landing Rhino Chaser and Parking Lot Controller, Josh, recites the famous Legendary Kelley Cole quote...

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  • Fuck you norcal barney Kook Fucks. Stay up there in you disgusting heroin, hippie, habitat. I will shart on your faces if you come down south. Cunts

  • @ashboogie999 Disregard the comment by ashboogie999, he does not even surf, he is just a little sponger speed-bump who too scared to learn how to stand up like a man. See you as I am dropping three hard fins onto your weak skull. We don't even want to go to some overly crowded polluted sand bar with hundreds of spongers and so cal kooks. We will stay up here surfing perfect points and reefs with just our close friends.

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  • Any idea what he said?

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  • Joshua is a gentleman straight up. Keep a sense of humor you 'cunts'. Come and join us anytime at the landing for some cold & sharky surf. And I'll always be deeper than you...

  • Santa Cruz is full of jerk offs, possibly more so than anywhere I've ever been. Lots of people that try to vibe you just because you're not from their neighborhood. What do you expect from a place where the "soul patch" is so rampant. Nice town full of idiots.

  • @secretsandbar I moved to Santa Cruz '75 after having grown up in West LA surfing Malibu, Rincon etc. from '63. At that time Santa Cruz was a "backwater" and rarely even scored a photo in the two bimonthly mags. It was hard to find people to surf with at Davenport Landing because it was just too spooky - you could smell the great whites - and in fact, there was a shark attack there. Now look at it. Can't even park. Even OB and Mavericks are packed. Too many "instant locals". Dora was right.

  • Josh moves north from socal, grows a beard, his voice suddenly gets deeper and he posts up at Davi with some beer. Now he's a "local." We all know the truth bro! Just stay on the beach and look cool while I'm out scoring....

  • suck my dick kook

  • @buttmanroad whatever helps you sleep at night Buttman :]

  • @GeddyLeeYYZ Ha Ha Ha It Worked didn't it? Ha Ha Ha

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