MORMON RAP!!!!!!!

We ARE Mormon, so please dont think we are making fun of our selves! (although we do exaggerate a little) You probably wont get this if you aren't LDS....

Lyrics:
Average family size is 20 or more you can see our missionaries coming round to your door.
We buy our modest prom dresses for a thousand dollars or we make them at home (you know its cool) say HOLLA!
We don't go to dances until we're 14 and we don't date boys until we're 16.
When we're 16 we only date worthy men, then dump 'em at 19 and start all over again!
When we talk about Stakes we dont mean the food. We're talking bout the members living in our neighborhood!
Just as you're walking on to the plane, i promise I'll wait for you to come home again.
I'll write you some letters while you are gone. The last one i write will begin with "Dear John
I Promised i'd just sit here and wait, but I met an RM who's really just great!
I'd send you an invite to our wedding in June, but it wont matter cuz you won't be home that soon!"
I walk out of the temple all dressed in white, we're sealed forever and it feels just right!
One year later we have a little boy and daddy's real successful so we buy him lots of toys.
10 years later we have 20 more, now let's repeat this song again once more!

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Mormon Rap
• LDS Rap
• Mormon girl rap
• mormon
• LDS
• rap

[15stargaze]

This is a pretty dumb video... like really..

[KandLSpoofersInc]

Well, aren't you cool for dissing a video made in 5 minutes with a cell phone camera... like really..

[Laskiewic]

I have family members who are L.D.S. the HENDERSONS. who wrote Forrest Gump?Winston Groom for some reason he wouldn't use his real name.

[KandLSpoofersInc]

hmmm cool

[Laskiewic]

Did Forrest do rap? Or was Forrest created as a attempt to get people to stalk a man Nationwide which created accidents by objects and trash thrown on Highways.

[KandLSpoofersInc]

umm im not sure i understand

[ThePepis24]

i like this videoo

[MandaPanda3232]

liike

[Sprit433]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!

[coolperon]

you catholics can go home...i love your video:)

[OfficialGoWinnieGirl]

LOVE :D

[MormonUnApologist]

But yet what you say is so true. The Spirit revealed it to me that it is.