I'm On A Diet

John (If I Die Today) Parody. Shout outs to all my niggas :)

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• Diet
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• Car
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• food

[RagnarokGears]

I’m on a diet.

Okay I lied, I gotta whoppa in the car, with some extra large fries. (Hahaaa!)

(BITCH!)

(Fuuuck.)

[RagnarokGears]

Triple whoppa, make ya heart stop. I got a big mac, with cheese on top. Eatin’ donuts, chocolate drops. No time to wear shoes, got on my sister’s flip-flops. I’m eatin’ food like I got a tapeworm. I barely chew, it make ya face squirm. I’m up in Sawgrass, I’m at the Cinnabon. I’m at the Cajun Grill, ‘bout to get me some. Five dollar footlong, you can’t get a piece. But now it’s Sunday, ain’t had one in a week.

[RagnarokGears]

Yum!

I’m chewin’ on some bubblegum.

Double chicken bowl, don’t ask can you get you get you some.

Wendy’s baconator made a nigga sit down.

Don’t dis Corral, I’m ‘bout to hit the line a fifth time.

Domino’s deliver pizza to my door,

The new crust that they got is even better than before. (NIGGA!)

Popeye’s , about to got myself a 10-piece.

Goin’ oriental so I’m scarfin’ down some chinese.

[RagnarokGears]

Lil’ skinny nigga, waitin’ in the line.

Sippin’ on some juice, bitch, I’m drinking extra fine.

At Chipotle, got me a Corona with some lime.

30 minute break, eat before I’m out of time.

[RagnarokGears]

I’m on a diet.

Okay, I lied I got a whoppa in the car. (Ahhh.)

I got a whoppa in the car. (URNGH)

I got a whoppa in the car. (UURNGGGH)

Load up the whoppa, and get a drink and quench my thirst.

Eatin’ them burgers, I think my stomach’s gonna burst.

I’m starvin’ today, I got the ultimate feast.

Gon’ hit the buffet, you know yah boy’s about to eat! (yah!)

[RagnarokGears]

Large Sprite, large fries. You sayin’ you full, your stomach bigger than your eyes. You touch my food, I’ll knock ya head off ya neck. I’m eatin’ while driving, hope I don’t get into a wreck. I came back for more, and looking like, what-the-heck. No bills over twenty, and no, they don’t accept checks. Prepared for heartburn, I got them Tums on deck, And Pepto-Bismol in case my gets a mess. They open all night, so no, I don’t rest. And everybody know them apple pies are the best, nigga.