Jam - Sex for Houses

Another Chris Morris masterpiece - a house seller offers to lower the price for a "sex arrangement".

"He'd want sex in return for dropping the price.
12 times before the exchange of contracts.

"He would accept seven penetrations four oral sessions and one of... Bagpiping.

"Quite a good mouth, yes.
Hm?
Mr Lulch could do the oral sessions.
Me? I-I don't think...
Then yes, we'll do it."

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• chris
• morris
• jam

[MrHoppyX]

Don't know who WMG are, but my first impressions are that they are cunts.

[GhostGuitars]

Credit crunch is hitting some people hard!

[SickBritKid]

I can't believe they actually showed the acts, to an extent...

[darkieschmuckie]

ooooh that's dark

[SeannyyHD]

Most disturbing and hilarious shit ever, BAG-PIPING! LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[CircleofShit]

I swear someone farts at 4:50 lol.

[PogleStowell]

His sister had mental health problems or a learning disability. No matter the piss take reasons the punch line is effectively condoning the sexual exploitation of a minor. Sorry to be a prude but I do think this sort of acceptance leads to very wrong ideas in the minds of weak and impressionable men! THIS IS WRONG AND SHOULD BE TAKEN DOWN

[xytronite]

I love the use of the word "session" in this clip

[Kainlarsen]

@ttsstt211 No, DO.:D

[tomstickland]

02:06 "bagpiping"!

[ttsstt211]

DO NOT watch this show on acid

[vincelockyer]

hiya cath!