Connected Human Analyzer and Interface Repository (CHAIR)

Have you missed one too many important status-updates from your friends? Do you sometime feel that your body drags you down in the virtual world?
Don't wanna take any chances when it comes to evolution?

Group7 brings you the solution: CHAIR - Connected Human Analyzer and Interface Repository.

Dual displays and audio feedback boosts your information flow.

A heart rate and blood pressure monitor as well as pupil dilation measurement enables the system to rate incoming information according to how important you feel it is - and rate your friends accordingly. Or automatically drop them.

Eye tracking secures that important messages are always placed were you are looking.

Bio-electrical impedance analysis estimates the body fat and intravenous nutrition enables you to concentrate on your virtual life.

Your body is checked using urinalysis, blood sugar measurement and an automatic servo controlled rectal thermometer.

CHAIR uses hormone measurement of dopamine and cortisol to get to know you. What is important to you makes you react - and what is not.

Using a skin conductivity sensor it even detects if you are being sincere and corrects your choices if not.

It offers transcranial magnetic stimulation and electroshocks to keep your body fit.

And with our patented Spermservice you never have to choose when and with whom to have children. Based on your profile, the system will find the right donor or recipient. It will even take care of the process using a servo controlled catheter.

A powerful Central Processing Unit controls everything - and of course all this information is continuously published online.

The technology of tomorrow is here today - to save you from missing important information and to help you control your mind and body.

CHAIR by Group7 - Real life has never been easier.

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