Olden Age - Anatomy Study Song

Anatomy song I put together for studying, who knows, maybe it will help you :P It's the music from "Golden age" by The Asteroids Galaxy Tour. It goes through the effects on skin during old age, a little bit of joints, and the 12 cranial nerves! Enjoyyy

Olden Age:

I'm getting to be in my olden age
My skin's getting pale, I got no sun tolerance
With fewer melanocytes and follicles
My hair's getting thin and I look like I'm bald
My skin repair is getting seriously slow
And my dendritic cells are at an all time low
I'm not producing as much vitamin D
So I guess that's why I ain't feelin' too happy
I'm getting real hot cause I ain't getting sweaty
My dermis is thin so I'm getting real wrinkly
Reduced blood supply is just making me crazy
My epidermis is dry and my hormones aren't steady

My acetabularfemoral don't shake no more
My tibia's brittle and I fall to the floor
My vertebrae's given me a bump on my back
My annulus fibrosus is as stale as it gets
My diathroses joints used to move around
But now they're more amphi, I can barely bend down
My gomphosis joint is incredibly weak
Yesterday I lost all my last few teeth
I stretched my ligament so they said I sprained it
I stretched my tendon too so it's tendonitis
My bursa's inflated and it's bursitis
My cartilage's inflamed so I got arthritis
My scapulae sticks out cause of my weak serratus
I lost at tug of war and I can't get past it
My trapezius is tense so I got tight shoulders
My orbicularis oris makes just my lips purse

Yesterday I couldn't smell my tea
There must be something wrong with my olfactory
I could barely see at all, I know my optic nerve's screwed
But my oculomotor and trochlear still make my eyes move
My trigerminal's feelin funny and my mandibular chews
My abducen's a nuisance and my facial nerve's loose
I couldn't taste anything at the front of my tongue
I didn't even know my tea was hot hot hot!

I couldn't hear a thing because my auditory's sucki
My glossopharyngeal makes swallowing a toughy
Baroreceptors in my vagus aren't so lucky
My blood pressure went up and down just like the sunny
My spinal accessory doesn't know what's going on
My tongue is swishing side to side like hypoglossal
Some say marry money, and jane hitchhikes along
Acronyms are pleasing but they ain't no song!

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